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That magazine was the lamest, cheapest thrill in middle school.
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"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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That gives me an idea for a great one: Agriculture specializing in gender
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See, your second line would be just fine until the Britney Spears bit. Ewww.
"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

That was supposed to be part of the joke, but you have a point. Fixed
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