Clearly violent crime is out of control in Canada and that's why the police hold special press conferences about drunken college coeds who help themselves to a bag of potato chips.![]()


Clearly violent crime is out of control in Canada and that's why the police hold special press conferences about drunken college coeds who help themselves to a bag of potato chips.![]()
"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer

This is why we should ban college![]()
If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Drunk coeds!![]()
"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer

And a reason cited for having a land line. In the event you're faced with badass barbecue chip bandits.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

Clearly the Nortel bankruptcy has hit Canada hard.
"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer

This is where "BC bud" is produced. Note the police spokesman cannot stop giggling. This illistrates the failure of the War on Drugs.
There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

Funniest part of this video is when they try to pronounce "About" and fail twice.

Now I'm hungry. I'm going upstairs to make myself a saanich.
"We have tried spending money. We are spending more than we have ever spent before and it does not work...After eight years of this Administration, we have just as much unemployment as when we started... And an enormous debt to boot!" — Henry Morgenthau, Franklin Delano Roosevelt's Treasury secretary, 1941.

$1 a beg?
Sign me up!
ACK!
"Foof." - Sasquatch.

Can someone buy up the leftover stock and ship it to the US before Health Canada brands these products as illicit drugs?

"These are first time chip offenders..."
along with the cop.
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Wait, this is NOT from The Onion?![]()
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