Reply With QuoteHaven't all of us wanted to do this at one point or another? I'd pull over all the jerks who turn without using their turn signal
When Mitt Romney wasn't gay bashing kids whose hair he didn't like, Mitt Romney 's other favorite sick thing to do was to impersonate a police officer. In an exclusive article just released tonight by the National Memo, details emerge of a Mitt Romney who as a college freshman at Stanford University allegedly admitted to fellow dorm mates that he sometimes disguised himself as a police officer, and laid out on his bed was a Michigan state trooper's uniform. One of the people who saw the uniform said he told us that he had gotten the uniform from his father, George Romney , then the governor of Michigan, whose security detail was staffed by uniform troopers. he told us that he was using it to pull over drivers on the road. 'He also had a red flashing light that he would attach to the top of his white rambler. We thought it was all pretty weird....'
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
Haven't all of us wanted to do this at one point or another? I'd pull over all the jerks who turn without using their turn signal
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
That's pretty ridiculous. I don't buy it.
“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"
Who hasn't committed a felony at some point in their adolescence? (Aside from most people.)
"South Africa is a shithole. It used to be a decent place." -Ben Kenobi, sharing his wisdom on world history
Misdemeanor. Felony if done repeatedly, as suggested here.Originally Posted by gribbler
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
Mitt Romney was an entitled douchebag ***** as a teenager?
Quickly, fetch the fainting couch and the smelling salts!
"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud
Most college students are terrible in one way or another. Hell, look at Hauldren Collider.
It's true, I'm horrible. I take difficult classes, get good grades, don't drink, don't do drugs, shower regularly, spotless discipline record. Terrible
If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Oh, my stars and garters!
"You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier
I'm certainly disappointed in you.It's true, I'm horrible. I take difficult classes, get good grades, don't drink, don't do drugs, shower regularly, spotless discipline record. Terrible
Do not take anything I say seriously. It's just the Internet. It's not real life.
Well that's barely anything - I'm sure I committed quite a few misdemeanors in college by underage drinking.
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
I downloaded music illegally.
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
I'm not going to admit to any wrongdoing. Even my own special brand of stupid has its limits.
Do not take anything I say seriously. It's just the Internet. It's not real life.
When I applied for a security clearance I had to admit all of my previous wrongdoings, with the exception that I didn't need to report any traffic violations whose tickets were less than $200. My application was rejected, and so our security officer brought me and my manager into her office and said "okay, what did you lie about?" I honestly couldn't think of anything I'd lied about, but she refused to tell me what I'd done wrong. Eventually I remembered that I had to pay a $50 fine for underage drinking when I was 20. At this point she looked at her report and said "No, the problem is that you got two speeding tickets that you didn't report. Wait. What the ****? Who gives a **** if you got two speeding tickets?" She refused to admit that she was an idiot/******* for grilling me over two speeding tickets, but fortunately my manager was there to point out to her that she was an idiot/******* for grilling me over two speeding tickets. I had to submit a letter apologizing for not reporting the two speeding tickets that I wasn't supposed to report, and then I got my clearance.
The military asks about all traffic violations. Parking violations they don't care about, though.
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
QFMFTHaven't all of us wanted to do this at one point or another? I'd pull over all the jerks who turn without using their turn signal
Romney's now being criticized for being a narc. Supposedly, he told some guy in his neighborhood who was outside smoking weed to put it out.
Typical liberals. Following the law is considered wrong.
http://gawker.com/5916565/mitt-romney-is-a-narcAnd for another thing, he is a dick about people smoking pot on the beach:
Mr. Romney and his wife take regular walks around La Jolla, exchanging pleasantries with fellow strollers and occasionally enforcing the law. A young man in town recalled that Mr. Romney confronted him as he smoked marijuana and drank on the beach last summer, demanding that he stop.
Liberals are going to have to explain this to me. Outrage at Romney telling someone not to smoke weed.
I always knew Liberals favored the 'Snitches get Stitches' way of doing things.
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
Did he tell Rosa Parks to sit in the back of the bus?
"South Africa is a shithole. It used to be a decent place." -Ben Kenobi, sharing his wisdom on world history
I'd hope so, if the law at the time said that black people should sit at the back of the bus. Laws need to be obeyed no matter how stupid or unjust they are, and to think otherwise reeks of Liberalism.
Whatever. I have no problem with Romney telling someone committing a crime by smoking weed to put it out.
I guess I should have let that guy who beat down the old Asian lady to get away. I'm just being a narc otherwise.
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
I bet Mitt Romney was a real delinquent in his formative years. I bet one time he had coke:
I come from the land of the ice and snow
From the rust belt where industry won't go
QFT
Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"
Yes, robbery and smoking a joint are equivalent to each other, and they are equivalent to jaywalking.
"South Africa is a shithole. It used to be a decent place." -Ben Kenobi, sharing his wisdom on world history
Everyone seems to be missing the most critical bit of info to come out in this story:
Mitt Romney drove... a Rambler!!
Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms
"We have tried spending money. We are spending more than we have ever spent before and it does not work...After eight years of this Administration, we have just as much unemployment as when we started... And an enormous debt to boot!" — Henry Morgenthau, Franklin Delano Roosevelt's Treasury secretary, 1941.
OMG! This is breaking news! A college student who did pranks!
I am angry because someone in line in front of me at Subway ordered a sandwich that I do not like, even though it has no effect on me. This is how arguments against equal marriage rights sound.
I think Al has a thing for Lawrence O'Donnell. That's why he's always posting links to his show.
"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer
Not surprising since his father was the CEO of AMC prior to becoming governor.Everyone seems to be missing the most critical bit of info to come out in this story:
Mitt Romney drove... a Rambler!!
"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer
Another indictment.
Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms
I also drove a Rambler. In fact I drove two, a Rambler Classic and a Rambler American. Beep, beep.
http://youtu.be/o1c4QZGQw5o
"I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!
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