How do you guys deal...

[KrazyHorse]

with the constant pay increases, promotions and general fawning over you that happens at work? What about the random trim that behaves as though your drunken ramblings are somehow delightfully clever every time you go out to a bar with buddies? I feel like charlie sheen at this point; all the challenge is gone.

I defeated apolyton like 3 years ago, and I'm pretty sure I beat life some time last year. Do I just do chad johnson style touchdown dances until I die?

[OzzyKP]

Now you start believing your own hype, and think nothing can touch you. You start having affairs, doing hard drugs, perhaps some questionable business activities. You ride high for a bit as you get away with it, but then in a few years you get caught and have a spectacular implosion.

[Tupac Shakur]

You haven't even become mayor yet. You still have plenty of life left to beat.

[Elok]

You could try jerking off while looking in the mirror or, if a mirror is not available, a glossy photo of yourself you carry around.

[Asher]

You'll always be a Quebecker, KH. Nothing can save you from that, despite how much you try.

[Elok]

Wait, wait. Pardon my pop-cultural illiteracy, but isn't a comparison to Charlie Sheen a bad thing? I thought he was the one who inherited the public substance-fueled meltdown crown from Mel Gibson and whatsisface, Tom Sizemore.

[Tupac Shakur]

You'll always be a Quebecker, KH. Nothing can save you from that, despite how much you try.

Good point.

[KrazyHorse]

You'll always be a Quebecker, KH. Nothing can save you from that, despite how much you try.

Dude, I'm like the 20000th smartest person to ever live. I transcend that **** province.

[Tupac Shakur]

William Shatner transcends Quebec. You're a nobody compared to him.

[Tupac Shakur]

I'm not even sure you've beaten Corey Hart at life yet.

[Al B. Sure!]

suicide is the only answer

[Aeson]

Upping the difficulty level is easy if you have the balls for it.

[Guynemer]

Diety or GTFO.

[giblets]

You haven't even become mayor yet. You still have plenty of life left to beat.

That's a good point. Being moderately rich isn't all that special.

[MRT144]

He's like Moriarty without the criminal mind or the charm.