with the constant pay increases, promotions and general fawning over you that happens at work? What about the random trim that behaves as though your drunken ramblings are somehow delightfully clever every time you go out to a bar with buddies? I feel like charlie sheen at this point; all the challenge is gone.
I defeated apolyton like 3 years ago, and I'm pretty sure I beat life some time last year. Do I just do chad johnson style touchdown dances until I die?
04-06-04 Killdozer NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Get Rich or Die Tryin'
Now you start believing your own hype, and think nothing can touch you. You start having affairs, doing hard drugs, perhaps some questionable business activities. You ride high for a bit as you get away with it, but then in a few years you get caught and have a spectacular implosion.
Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012
When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah
You haven't even become mayor yet. You still have plenty of life left to beat.
You could try jerking off while looking in the mirror or, if a mirror is not available, a glossy photo of yourself you carry around.
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You'll always be a Quebecker, KH. Nothing can save you from that, despite how much you try.
Wait, wait. Pardon my pop-cultural illiteracy, but isn't a comparison to Charlie Sheen a bad thing? I thought he was the one who inherited the public substance-fueled meltdown crown from Mel Gibson and whatsisface, Tom Sizemore.
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Good point.Originally Posted by Asher
Dude, I'm like the 20000th smartest person to ever live. I transcend that **** province.
04-06-04 Killdozer NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Get Rich or Die Tryin'
William Shatner transcends Quebec. You're a nobody compared to him.
I'm not even sure you've beaten Corey Hart at life yet.
suicide is the only answer
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
Upping the difficulty level is easy if you have the balls for it.
"tout comprendre, c'est tout pardonner"
Diety or GTFO.
"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud
That's a good point. Being moderately rich isn't all that special.
"South Africa is a shithole. It used to be a decent place." -Ben Kenobi, sharing his wisdom on world history
He's like Moriarty without the criminal mind or the charm.
"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
A moderate amount of money is not that hard, man, and, yes, sluts (I stress sluts instead of women in general) do love to gold dig. The key is to remember money is just a tool and the sluts just love your money. Ditch the ego and you'll go further.
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"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer
Pretty sure you would have done a lot more with your life by this time if that were the case.
Maybe everyone just needs to wait a bit longer?
JM
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Jon Miller-
I AM.CANADIAN
GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
Realistically, there's probably tens of millions of people alive right now that are smarter than him. There are 70 million people who are 99th percentile IQ, after all.
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
Realistically, you don't have the capacity to accurately estimate his IQ.
"South Africa is a shithole. It used to be a decent place." -Ben Kenobi, sharing his wisdom on world history
At some point IQ isn't the measure of intelligence, rather demonstrated genius is.
JM
Jon Miller-
I AM.CANADIAN
GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
Realistically, you don't have the capacity to not be an ass.
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
Realistically, you don't have the capacity to be a marine.
"South Africa is a shithole. It used to be a decent place." -Ben Kenobi, sharing his wisdom on world history
"You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran
Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005
Once you feel self confident enough that you don't feel the need to come back here to gloat, you are probably having some success.
Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kinds
There is more money in investment banking but costs are also higher since you normally have to live in a city like NYC but one path to doing well in America is getting a 4 year degree in geology and then working your butt off for a few years.
http://jobview.monster.com/Senior-Ge...109226005.aspx
That's just a four year degree with 8 years experience and you get $220,000 salary and a 30% bonus per year. That's ~$286,000 per year with 8 years experience. Not bad. Live on $50,000 per year after you pay off your house and bank the rest. You'll easily have $1 million in principle in 5 years not counting compound interest on your investments. I doubt you'll get universal acclaim at work as some people claim nor will you automatically be getting girls throwing themselves at you constantly (at least not the type of girls you want in your life long term) but you will do well.
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"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer
Rock chicks?
Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kinds
If you beat poly you wouldn't still be posting here.with the constant pay increases, promotions and general fawning over you that happens at work? What about the random trim that behaves as though your drunken ramblings are somehow delightfully clever every time you go out to a bar with buddies? I feel like charlie sheen at this point; all the challenge is gone.
I defeated apolyton like 3 years ago, and I'm pretty sure I beat life some time last year. Do I just do chad johnson style touchdown dances until I die?
I'm afraid it isn't a chick magnet like being an investment banker and I don't work out as much as KH so even just the young and fit thing no longer works for me and that just leaves the general gold diggers who aren't much fun. Luckily, I already have a steady girlfriend so I don't have to worry about that problem though.
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"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer
Geologist... rock chick... never mind.
Gold digger would have also worked.
Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kinds
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