Ugh...

Happy Easter!!
Christos aneste! (Christ Is Risen!)
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

Ugh...

Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

Good, maybe finally he'll call me back.
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
Weren't you supposed to do something first?
Happy Easter all!!!!!![]()
"I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!
Happy Easter!
JM
Jon Miller-
I AM.CANADIAN
GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

Happy Zombie Jesus Day!
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Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

Happy Easter!!
Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012
When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

Happy candy on a day other than halloween day!
Er, and happy easter too![]()
If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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I have no candy![]()

Happy Easter, folks!
To my left are three boxes of matzah; to my right, a huge box of Easter candy![]()
I come from the land of the ice and snow
From the rust belt where industry won't go

I swear we're becoming the boring couple we made fun of when we were younger. The girlfriend and I went out for pizza for lunch today and the cute waitress in her early 20's asked us what we were doing for our Easter holiday. I responded that I got a hair cut and my girlfriend said she did the laundry. The waitress responded "wow, exciting stuff". It's sad because it's true.![]()
"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer

Boring old bastard![]()
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

Hey, you can't have the world's greatest grilled cheese sandwich every day.
If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Христос воскрес! (Christos voskres!)
Went to my sisters, had a nice meal, played with a bunch of great nephews & nieces, drank a bit, and watched Hop.
There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

My spelling's probably wrong, but Aletos Aneste and Voistinu Voskres, respectively. Also, you bozos were a week early. Pascha's today. Sheesh...
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Get with the Gregorian Calender already.
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

Why? Gregorian calendar often (not always, but often) puts Easter before Passover. You resurrect a man who, according to scripture, isn't even dead yet.![]()
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It's not my fault the Jews are backwards!
Besides, its been a looooong time since Easter cares about when Passover was (Nicea, IIRC). Don't act like y'all don't also wait until the Sunday following the full moon after the vernal equinox!
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)


Well, I hope everyone had a good easter.
Still, I bet that a bunch of his followers took his body from the grave rather than that he walked out of there by himself...![]()
"Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."
Happy Spring equinox- that well-known pre-Christian celebration in the Middle East and Europe. Eggs, hares and rabbits- let fertility and fecundity abound.
Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915
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