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    Cool What should be Hauldren Collider's next handle?

    Please express your voice in the poll.
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    Hardon Collider?
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    I'm not picking a new handle. Why did you start this thread?
    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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    Because you need a new handle.
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    It's called a Hadron Collider. Suprised HC mis-spelled it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
    It's called a Hadron Collider. Suprised HC mis-spelled it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
    It's called a Hadron Collider. Suprised HC mis-spelled it.
    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
    I'm not picking a new handle. Why did you start this thread?
    I wanted to see you post. You're our Goldren Catenator.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
    It's called a Hadron Collider. Suprised HC mis-spelled it.
    Please explain how you managed to "mis-spell" "I'll be sure!" first.

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    Hadron hacked into his account.
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    If Hauldren is not a mis-spelling, what does it mean? Is Hauldren a word that makes it clever?
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    I don't know what it means, but that would be one hell of a misspelling. Two extraneous letters and one wrong, none of them close phonetically? Who does that, and in a username? HC may have his faults, but he's not illiterate.
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    I misspelled my Username.
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    I'm going to guess, based on a quick Google search, that Hauldren is his last name. Either that or he wants to zap the Empire Carpet guy with a high-velocity particle beam, which is also cool. But the carpet guy croaked last year.
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    There aren't any Hauldrens in Philly, so whatever they are they might as well not exist
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    Hauldren is not his last name. His last name is Goddessofearth.
    Last edited by Al B. Sure!; February 20, 2012 at 22:15.
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    Are you sure?
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    Can the mods delete Alby's latest post in this thread? I don't feel like being googled and having poly show up. Thanks.
    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
    Hauldren is not his last name. His last name is G*******.
    Have you been stalking him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Provost Harrison View Post
    Hardon Collider?
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    Haulin Colitis.

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    Hardon Colitis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
    I'm not picking a new handle. Why did you start this thread?
    Umh. I didn't start this thread but I will point out that you did have a "Herman Cain" handle for a while.
    It was entertaining.

    Any plans for another DL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elok View Post
    I'm going to guess, based on a quick Google search, that Hauldren is his last name. Either that or he wants to zap the Empire Carpet guy with a high-velocity particle beam, which is also cool. But the carpet guy croaked last year.
    he wants to resurrect him. With SCIENCE!
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    Oh, and the new name?

    Hereti Corp.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Braindead View Post
    Umh. I didn't start this thread but I will point out that you did have a "Herman Cain" handle for a while.
    It was entertaining.

    Any plans for another DL?
    I ran out of Herman Cain jokes and the humor value diminished greatly after he dropped out of the race.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Sparky View Post
    Hardon Colitis.
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