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    Naughty Lets get AL. B. a Boyfriend 2012?

    Someone had to

    So since your not interested in girls, or are you just asexual, there are a few of those i suppose?

    Anyone got any ideas, that could help him accomplish this for him, I mean he likes rap maybe find a gay rap artist?



    I'm not sure but I think Johnny McGovern "The Gay Pimp" is already taken:

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    He looks like a tw@t...
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    Thorn you look like you have some sort of obession with Mr. Speer. Sure its not him you want?
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    this guy is always looking for a new boyfriend:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Provost Harrison View Post
    He looks like a tw@t...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zoetstofzoetje View Post
    this guy is always looking for a new boyfriend:

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    Wrong character.
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    Yeah, Bubbles was always in the closet.

    Should have gone with Omar.
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    Then again, dead people probably don't make good boyfriends,.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wezil View Post
    Then again, dead people probably don't make good boyfriends,.
    We don't know what kind of fetish alby is into. Least then he wouldn't have to guess and constantly question what the other person was thinking.... Answer: nothing LOL.
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    I think Al would like a very ripped boyfriend because you just know he'd be the ***** of the relationship.
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    Oh before you ask I'm not open for a relationship Alby!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wezil View Post
    Then again, dead people probably don't make good boyfriends,.
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    Although seriously, I am sure a corpse would be better conversation than some of the women I've had dates with in the past
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    Boyfriends ??


    Perhaps Alby requires a short prison stay to discover his true orientation.

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    On a more serious note I doubt the Alby persona could find a boyfriend either. The fact that it sounds like he doesn't put out would be of likely even more immediate concern (apologies for the stereotype but its one more about men generally than gay men necessarily) and I doubt a man would be any more tolerant of whatever it is that causes women to run away from Alby, particularly if they are not getting laid.
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    This thread is a personal attack.
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