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    Get a job. Get money. Get a car. Get women. Notice that women should be your last priority.
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    She has a boyfriend now. Put "in a relationship" with the dude on facebook. Dude is corny, though. Sickening to see **** like that. If you going to reject me for someone else, let that dude be better than me.
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    By what standard are you better than him? According to her you're not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gribbler View Post
    By what standard are you better than him? According to her you're not.
    She never met me.
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    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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    You blew it before you could even meet her.
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    We've got both kinds

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    And he wonders why he can't get a girl...
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    Quote Originally Posted by OzzyKP View Post
    Meanwhile, further south on 95, Ozzy & his new gf are still going strong.
    And.... its over.
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    You both need more Tide.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
    She has a boyfriend now. Put "in a relationship" with the dude on facebook. Dude is corny, though. Sickening to see **** like that. If you going to reject me for someone else, let that dude be better than me.
    By what metric is he not better than you? He got the girl, you got nothing. You have this huge chip on your shoulder without any possible backing for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MRT144 View Post
    By what metric is he not better than you? He got the girl, you got nothing. You have this huge chip on your shoulder without any possible backing for it.
    Taller, in better shape, better looking, etc. etc. Some dudes I've seen and am like, yeah, that's cool. He trumps me. But not this cat.
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    Face it Al, some guys have Tide, and some don't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
    Taller, in better shape, better looking, etc. etc. Some dudes I've seen and am like, yeah, that's cool. He trumps me. But not this cat.
    Very very few women put that as the most important things they look for in a man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
    Taller, in better shape, better looking, etc. etc. Some dudes I've seen and am like, yeah, that's cool. He trumps me. But not this cat.
    For all you know, the guy could be a ton smarter than you, could be a real interesting person, share interests with her...
    AND DOESN'T THINK THAT HE NEEDS "GAME" TO ACTUALLY ASK A WOMAN OUT!

    Again, no surprise that you can't get a woman if you think that they way you look is superior to others in the minds of all woman, and are the only reasons a woman picks one guy over another.
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    From what I have seen girls favor:
    1. being funny
    2. being romantic
    3. confidence
    4. being stable (which generally relates to having a good job/prospects/etc)
    more than looks.

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    My experience is that girls tend to favor people who are:

    1. Not me.*

    *With statistically insignifcant exceptions.

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    I'm more interested in his guidelines for "better looking". He might be just a tad biased on that one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rah View Post
    I'm more interested in his guidelines for "better looking". He might be just a tad biased on that one.
    Ya think?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorizael View Post
    My experience is that girls tend to favor people who are:

    1. Not me.*

    *With statistically insignifcant exceptions.
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    You both have had more than 4x as many girlfriends as I.

    And I don't feel the same.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon Miller View Post
    You both have had more than 4x as many girlfriends as I.

    And I don't feel the same.

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    x < 3/4?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon Miller View Post
    From what I have seen girls favor:
    1. being funny
    2. being romantic
    3. confidence
    4. being stable (which generally relates to having a good job/prospects/etc)
    more than looks.

    JM
    Absolutely.

    #4 and #3 especially are always important.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ming View Post
    For all you know, the guy could be a ton smarter than you, could be a real interesting person, share interests with her...
    AND DOESN'T THINK THAT HE NEEDS "GAME" TO ACTUALLY ASK A WOMAN OUT!

    Again, no surprise that you can't get a woman if you think that they way you look is superior to others in the minds of all woman, and are the only reasons a woman picks one guy over another.
    Not to mention, unlike Al, the other guy might have a job, a car, and a social life outside of the internet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
    Taller, in better shape, better looking, etc. etc.
    So, basically shallow...? Yes, such a wonderful turn on for your average woman!

    You seem to take yourself altogether too seriously, no wonder women don't want you once they get to know you. You also have your priorities all wrong for what limited scope you currently have to offer women as you seem to have no problem attracting them initially - until you open your mouth!

    Until you can offer all the things you aspire to, I'd play to your strengths if I were you...
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    Has he got some?
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    We've got both kinds

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dinner View Post
    Not to mention, unlike Al, the other guy might have a job, a car, and a social life outside of the internet.


    On initial face value I'd say Al would offer quite good one night stand/bit of rough value for the women that are initially attracted to him, but then he opens his mouth and even that particular spell is instantly broken...
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    Not wanting to have sex will be a turn off for most women too.
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    We've got both kinds

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon Miller View Post
    From what I have seen girls favor:
    1. being funny
    2. being romantic
    3. confidence
    4. being stable (which generally relates to having a good job/prospects/etc)
    more than looks.

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    I'd say you're quite good looking, but then maybe that's just your confidence shining through...
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