Reply With QuoteExactly. All my facebook profile pictures have been a variation of that.
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ahaha keep away from schools at a 500meter radius.Originally Posted by Al B. Sure!
It's not possible to take a picture of yourself and not look like a weirdo, right? Or at least not possible for me. This is what I come up with when I try:
How can I take better pictures?
Exactly. All my facebook profile pictures have been a variation of that.
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"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
Those look good...Well the only pictures of me I know of in a social setting were from my old job's Halloween thing and Christmas party in 2009. I got the pictures from my old boss' facebook and cropped to just me but these aren't profile pictures, really:
(My boss had a superhero theme for Halloween so I picked the Punisher)
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Look, it's simple.
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Get Money,
**** *****es.
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How do you actualize this?
Never say it, Always play it.
Never talk it, Always walk it.
The demeanor should not be expressed in wording like "females", but exuded in your pictures, in your behavior, in your everything. Trust, when the right girl comes, and she will, she will look for all the ways possible to mold you into a doormat ***** anyway.
You are getting there here. But too standoff-ish.
Smile less. I use to have this problem as well, because usually when people are taking my picture, I am having a great time, and am happy. You think this would be awesome, with this friendly smile?
Wrong. The key word is "friend" as in the friend zone.
Go with a smirk.
When I bounced, a smirk was my signal to a chick that signalled her that I am approachable.
Btw, Thank you for reminding me again, that we and the Lebanese are long lost brothers. If the guys up north would just cut out with their arabization and mostly muslim bullshit and return to worshipping Ba'al like in the good ol' days.... Canaan 4 life, yo.
Dude, you look like the Eurovision winner from Russia, and it's not exactly a compliment.
Graffiti in a public toilet
Do not require skill or wit
Among the **** we all are poets
Among the poets we are ****.
This reminds me of my long buried armchair-strategic plans for the ME
Btw, Thank you for reminding me again, that we and the Lebanese are long lost brothers. If the guys up north would just cut out with their arabization and mostly muslim bullshit and return to worshipping Ba'al like in the good ol' days.... Canaan 4 life, yo.
Nothing nasty about you folks really, just that the "muslim"/"arab" nations need no access to the Asian mediterranean, 'cept for good ol' Turkey.
Hey, ecthy, you see those photos I put up of my great uncle (grandmother's brother)?This reminds me of my long buried armchair-strategic plans for the ME
Nothing nasty about you folks really, just that the "muslim"/"arab" nations need no access to the Asian mediterranean, 'cept for good ol' Turkey.
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
You really do look like a colleague of mine from work in that photo
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith
al, your crap facebook photos really are the least of your problems.
"The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
"The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton
just as I thought one couldn't go lower than my pedo comment...You really do look like a colleague of mine from work in that photo
Put this one up. I've had this picture as my profile picture since July 2, 2007, sez facebook, and apparently loads of people want to be befriend me. Or, it could be my awesome and interesting contributions on FB, I'm not sure
"An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
"Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - Seneca
here is my pic from a week ago i think
http://apolyton.net/showthread.php?p=6055461
also i don't use facebook, twitter or any of that other nonsense
I hate myself. I look like either a pedophile or a homosexual in every picture I take of myself.
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
You're not a pedophile though. That's strange.
A full smile looks gay, a smirk looks like a Jerry Sandusky, and no smile looks like a rapist. See what I mean?
Homosexual:
Pedophile:
Rapist:
I know people here have facebook. Do you just have pictures that other people took? How do you take self pictures?
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
Go with the "Pedophile" choice.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
i think you are too critical, Alby.
It's amazing how consistently creepy you can look.
I think this an effect of taking self pictures. Too close and me looking into the camera.
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
I agree
You are being harsh on yourself.
embrace the creepy and take it further
dont try to be something you arent
Best option to get a good fb pic: let someone else take it.
Yes, I don't change facial expressions. DWI.
You broke the thread, you Turk!
Sloww, I went with the rapist. Smiling is a no go.
Still probably need someone else to take a picture.
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
Do that, and set it up where you've got your head turned slightly. When you turn and look at the camera, have the photo taken immediately. No posing and more natural.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
Yeah, extensive discussion on how to get a natural-looking "candid" shot. Excellent plan!
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RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms
You need a photo with an interesting backdrop...
Also, the homosexual look is far superior to the rapist.
this is my facebook profile pic:
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