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OK, I did not cheat on my girlfriend in that I did not have sexual intercourse with a different women. It was close. I have to say being Anglo-Celtic in background I really do like the Germanic/Anglo-Celtic look in my *** receptacle, but I'm not a picky man. I do want a fair maiden instead of a hairy beast. That said her yellow-green eyes were more than a little arousing. I see her every day, we work together, but she is hairier than a yeti. We're talking grade A body but WTF is up with that fur coast? Oh, it's your natural body hair. She has a body which doesn't stop but body hair which also doesn't stop.
I'm not a cheater. I'm, apparently, a guy who likes to get up to the edge of cheating but not cheat. I have to confess it's kind of exciting and more than a little erotic. My problem is the woman who gets my motor running, well, other than the woman I routinely have sex with, is also a dirty Muslim, hairy, oh so wet vagina, shia'a, Persian woman, who has offered to give me a hand job. Literally offered to give me a hand job or blow job which ever I would prefer. Please kill me now since she has an amazing body. I had to keep coming up with reasons not to simply squirt my load in her face.
I'm not a cheater. I'm, apparently, a guy who likes to get up to the edge of cheating but not cheat. I have to confess it's kind of exciting and more than a little erotic. My problem is the woman who gets my motor running, well, other than the woman I routinely have sex with, is also a dirty Muslim, hairy, oh so wet vagina, shia'a, Persian woman, who has offered to give me a hand job. Literally offered to give me a hand job or blow job which ever I would prefer. Please kill me now since she has an amazing body. I had to keep coming up with reasons not to simply squirt my load in her face.
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Yeah, he's thinking of Alby.
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