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  • #1

    Why do people have pets?

    I mean they're animals in your house. Animals. ****ting and pissing and biting ****. Making the whole house smell like ass.

    Tell me you don't go into a pet owner's home and aren't repulsed by the odor. It stinks.
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    They're easier to get along with than people.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by DaShi View Post
      They're easier to get along with than people.
      They can't be reasoned with when their instincts kick in and they remember that they're animals. Especially dogs which are genetically 100% wolves.
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      • #4
        Neither can most people.
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        • #5
          Also, Humans can't be reasoned with when their instincts kick in and they remember that they're animals.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
            I mean they're animals in your house. Animals. ****ting and pissing and biting ****. Making the whole house smell like ass.

            Tell me you don't go into a pet owner's home and aren't repulsed by the odor. It stinks.
            Because unlike you, they're not retarded and can train their pets to not **** all over everything. Well, cats do have litter boxes, but you'd have to have a rather small house in order for that to make everything smell like ass.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
              They can't be reasoned with when their instincts kick in and they remember that they're animals. Especially dogs which are genetically 100% wolves.
              Dogs are not wolves. If they're treated with love and care they are not even remotely dangerous.

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              • #8
                Alby could make a hamster want to attack him.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by gribbler View Post
                  Dogs are not wolves. If they're treated with love and care they are not even remotely dangerous.
                  Same can't be said of Philadelphians.

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                  • #10
                    I think there must be something about Philly pets, because my dad's from Philly, and he hates them too. Maybe there's like an aura of pet evil from some ancient Indian burial ground or something. That's my present hypothesis anyhow.
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                    • #11
                      Pissing in the house? Maybe if they're very young but most pets are very easy to house train if you're not a moron.
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                      • #12
                        They threw ice balls wrapped around batteries at Santa Claus. They're sociopaths.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Oerdin View Post
                          Pissing in the house? Maybe if they're very young but most pets are very easy to house train if you're not a moron.
                          You can even train rabbits to use litterboxes pretty easily, and their brains are miniscule.
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                          • #14
                            I have a budgerigar, they are small and inoffensive.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
                              They threw ice balls wrapped around batteries at Santa Claus. They're sociopaths.
                              yeah
                              philly sucks more than texas
                              To us, it is the BEAST.

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