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    I was involved in a circle jerk

    ...and didn't even know it.
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    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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    Consider yourself blessed. I don't even know what a circle jerk is.
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    I thought I would have enjoyed it more.
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    Wait....

    Can two people constitute a "circle"?

    Maybe it was a line-jerk.
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    Nonono, it was clearly a circle according to him. But that's probably because there is no such thing as a line in law.

    To me it seemed only one person was satisfying himself . Apparently that wasn't you or you would have felt better about it.
    "post reported"Winston, on the barricades for freedom of speech
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    I'm thinking maybe I should try again? I just don't know how to write home about it as is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wezil View Post
    ...and didn't even know it.
    Well then, I got bad news for you. You've been involved in another circle jerk since 14 Nov 1999.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guynemer View Post
    Well then, I got bad news for you. You've been involved in another circle jerk since 14 Nov 1999.
    It's been a lengthy tug session.

    I'm hoping for a good ending. Delayed gratification and all.
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    I hope everything CAME OUT good for you.
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    let's see

    2=line
    3=triangle
    4=quadrangle
    5=quintangle

    my god... how many people were involved to make a circle??

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    "hands across the world"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zoetstofzoetje View Post
    let's see

    2=line
    3=triangle
    4=quadrangle
    5=quintangle

    my god... how many people were involved to make a circle??
    360

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