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  • #2


    That is excellent
    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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    • #3
      Why?
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      • #4
        Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
        Why?
        Because it's funny.

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        • #5
          I think we already have a candidate for thread of the year
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          • #6
            His wife is going to murder him for trampling her roses or whatever those flowers were.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by onodera View Post
              His wife is going to murder him for trampling her roses or whatever those flowers were.
              And breaking her washing machine as well.
              In da butt.
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              • #8
                I would think the washing machine would be more concerning...
                Speaking of Erith:

                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                • #9
                  So what now if you need to clean a brick? Am I supposed to do it all manually now?
                  Blah

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                  • #10
                    Use your toothbrush/prostate polisher to do that...
                    Speaking of Erith:

                    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                    • #11
                      Has anyone tried putting a brick in a blendtec?
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                        Has anyone tried putting a brick in a blendtec?
                        I think Top Gear did something similar. The blender was heavily fortified and powered by a jet engine or something.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Provost Harrison View Post
                          I would think the washing machine would be more concerning...
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                          • #14
                            It sounded as if the washer was shot before hand anyway, so the flowers will be the bigger concern.
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                            • #15
                              This version is better.

                              You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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