Thread in which we give Ecofarm grounds to accuse us of paedophilia

Bugs ****ing Bunny · May 7, 2010, 01:18

Hi, I'm Bugs. I once saw a naked child on a TV news report on famine in what is now Eritrea.

SlowwHand · May 7, 2010, 01:23

I've seen National Geographic magazines.

Bugs ****ing Bunny · May 7, 2010, 01:24

You sick, twisted ****.

SlowwHand · May 7, 2010, 01:26

I know.

Riesstiu IV · May 7, 2010, 01:27

I heard Guy is a pediatrician! That's like a patrician who governs the pedoplebians.

DaShi · May 7, 2010, 01:29

He's like the Pope of. . .well the Catholic church really.

flipside · May 7, 2010, 01:30

I have slept with a woman who was a size A bra size.

She was quite tight too.

SlowwHand · May 7, 2010, 01:33

nm

Drake Tungsten · May 7, 2010, 01:34

I've listened to Michael Jackson.

ramseya · May 7, 2010, 01:35

I'm a fan of Lawrence Taylor?

or is that not strictly paedophilia?

Solomwi · May 7, 2010, 02:21

I had four 12-year old boys spending the night in my house the other weekend.

MikeH · May 7, 2010, 04:01

I've watched Leon twice.

Az · May 7, 2010, 04:16

Originally Posted by flipside

I have slept with a woman who was a size A bra size.

She was quite tight too.

please don't kill me for this, but noice on the Name-Post combo.

to contribute, there was a summer I saw young naked boys every day. I was 12 and we had a pool in our summer camp.

I've watched Leon twice.

BeBro · May 7, 2010, 04:22

I talked to my neighbour's kids once when their parents weren't around.

Kuciwalker · May 7, 2010, 04:32

I dated a girl under 18.

Guynemer · May 7, 2010, 08:10

Originally Posted by Riesstiu IV

I heard Guy is a pediatrician! That's like a patrician who governs the pedoplebians.

This is exactly right.

Patricians who govern pedoplebians also examine children's genitals on a daily basis.

Jon Miller · May 7, 2010, 08:26

When I was 15 I saw one of my sister's friends (who was 13?) in a bikini. She was extremely hot; she wanted to become a prostitute though.

JM

rah · May 7, 2010, 08:31

When I was in grammar school, I played doctor with the girl next door.

Bugs ****ing Bunny · May 7, 2010, 11:54

I hang around schools every evening to pick up pre-pubescent girls. I then take them home and persuade them to call me "Daddy."

They are my own biological offspring, but that just makes it worse.

Theben · May 7, 2010, 13:17

Originally Posted by Jon Miller

When I was 15 I saw one of my sister's friends (who was 13?) in a bikini. She was extremely hot; she wanted to become a prostitute though.

JM

So how much did you offer her?

The Emperor Fabulous · May 7, 2010, 13:40

I drive a van.

C0ckney · May 7, 2010, 13:47

i used to drive up to a school every day and offer the kids ice creams and sweeties. they bloody loved it, they even paid me for my trouble.

Richelieu · May 7, 2010, 17:12

I haven't called the cops on you guys yet because i want to read more...

Drake Tungsten · May 7, 2010, 18:53

I had to change my nephew's diaper one time.

Thoth · May 7, 2010, 19:16

I've been naked in the presence of naked children on a clothing optional beach.

Ecofarm · May 8, 2010, 17:36

1. Let's see...

The focus of pedophilia is sexual activity with a child. Many courts interpret this reference to age to mean children under the age of 18. Most mental health professionals, however, confine the definition of pedophilia to sexual activity with prepubescent children, who are generally age 13 or younger. The term ephebophilia , derived from the Greek word for "youth," is sometimes used to describe sexual interest in young people in the first stages of puberty.

http://www.minddisorders.com/Ob-Ps/Pedophilia.html

2. I only call two people pedos, because they openly admitted it.

Originally Posted by Felch

For the record, KH has never been anything less than a gentleman to me.

Ecofarm on the other hand, is intolerant of my desire to bang underage girls.

And...

Originally Posted by Drake Tungsten

(presumably of age)

Just barely, thanks to Japan's ridiculously low age of consent.

You guys call Ben a pedo, not me. While he thinking that it is ok for 13 year olds to marry is fkd, I've never seen him express a desire to personally do so (it's possible he is just defending ancient religious ideology).

A bunch of our regular posters call Ben a pedo, without any evidence beyond his defending ancient laws. So don't go pointing any fingers at me. At least I do not "accuse" anyone; I just point out when they admit it.

You people going after Ben are the witch-hunters, not me.

Bugs ****ing Bunny · May 8, 2010, 17:42

We're now going to laugh at you.

notyoueither · May 8, 2010, 17:43

I think you are misreading Felch's intent. I'd wager his intent was to wind you up. Seems he succeeded.

I have no idea about Drake.

Ecofarm · May 8, 2010, 17:43

If it makes you guys feel better, perhaps I will refer to them as ephebos, but really...

Full grown adults with children?

If you think that's ok, then fk you.

Nye, nobody pretends to be an ephebo just to get a rise out of someone they don't know and have almost no interaction with on the internet. Also, Felch's comment was not solicited.

I'll take people at their word, especially about stuff that noone pretends to be for a joke. Tough sht. And everytime someone questions me about it, I will have those quotes ready. I don't think we should take such statements lightly, or let them slide... especially on a website for a game that kids play. This is not some bar-room and guys who know each other very well; those are not jokes, they are confessions.

Drake Tungsten · May 8, 2010, 17:48

Ecofarm needs to stop presenting quotes of mine without their proper context. In this case, it's important that everyone knows I was talking about teenage boys. I would never touch a teenage girl; that's just sick.