Anyone got any tips?
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101 tips for leaving a suicidal girl.
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I think you stumped Google. 101 ways to leave a suicidal girl offers little result.
Turn her in as a nut case is about it.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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Oh, common, thats so easy: Give her a good-quality rope and a ladder. Or a knife and a bucket. Or just the bucket - full of sleeping pills. Move to 5th floor and ask her to sit on the window sill with the window open. Take pictures of nearby bridges, print them and label them with estimaied ´chances of success´-percentages. Throw dollar notes on the rail-tracks when you have a walk with her.
What? You think thats cruel?
Alternatively: Knock her up and dissappear... Think that´s better ?
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Originally posted by Q Classic View PostMan up and tell her that you're not into suicidal girls.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld
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I'd suggest a long Dear Jane letter blaming her for everything."The French caused the war [Persian Gulf war, 1991]" - Ned
"you people who bash Bush have no appreciation for one of the great presidents in our history." - Ned
"I wish I had gay sex in the boy scouts" - Dissident
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Originally posted by Riesstiu IV View PostLeave suddenly and without warning taking all that belongs to you. Make sure to place a life-sized cardboard cutout of yourself in the bed with her before you leave.
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