Alby sounds all kinds of shallow.
Which isn't going to sound good to most women who are interested in a virgin in his mid20s.
JM
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You should see these girls' statuses and the stuff that comes out their mouths.
And the white/Latina ones just wanted Black football players. Some of them seem to have grown out of that stage but it tells you about what they look for.
I just need to get shredded and start my life as a Marine officer and it'll be a breeze to pull heavenly blessed beauties.
Last edited by Al B. Sure!; April 3, 2012 at 03:17.
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi


And the white/Latina ones just wanted Black football players. Some of them seem to have grown out of that stage but it tells you about what they look for.
I just need to get shredded and start my life as a Marine officer and it'll be a breeze to pull heavenly blessed beauties.
You are out of your goddamn mind.
first ****ing rule ever - Women don't ****ing have a clue about what they want
They want "black football players", is at the most a vague understanding that they want someone who is porjects high social status, strong and will **** them silly. This is what all women basically want, somewhere. It can also be Pierre Woodman, ffs.
You can be a marine infantry officer, and have no ***** whatsoever. I know some guys who are just like that.

Pierre Woodman.
Looks like an hairy meatbag, got so much poon Albie wouldn't believe it.
Graffiti in a public toilet
Do not require skill or wit
Among the **** we all are poets
Among the poets we are ****.

I have a number of AFROTC friends and I have observed that women are into the dress blues, but that's probably just the "sharp dressed man" thing.
I come from the land of the ice and snow
From the rust belt where industry won't go

I have heard several women tell me one of their fantasies is to be forcefully seized by a military officer (remember, it's not rape if she likes it.) Of course, you can be a SF Lt.C. with a black-belt, a chiseled body and a congressional medal of honor, but if you will not have that attitude, it will still be impossible. In fact, most women will be very much repelled by a man of seemingly high quality, which cannot carry himself around women - it means that deep inside under all of this glory, lies a flawed personality.
Albie has a childish concept of what it is to be a true man - for him, being a warrior and a leader of men is what constitutes being a man. Until he will reach this point he will, in his mind, feel incomplete. I know that feeling because I also thought like that many years ago, so my guess is that he is similar in this regard. Until he either formulates himself a new goal to be, or reaches his goal, he will not have the confidence needed to approach women, bed them, and have relationships with them.
He also takes himself and sex with women very seriously ( obvious, since he feels that he is on his way to be a perma-virgin ). That makes him behave in an undesirable manner near women.

"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
Damn. I thought there might be pictures of women in this thread.
Guess not.
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Thought this might be a good place to put this one:
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"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

I'd do her.
"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer

i'm currently mutually enamored with a six foot tall native american lady, who is delightfully brown.

You can't fool me. You like her because she has big cha-chas and likely a few choice tattoos.![]()
"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer

well, she does have an ample bosom, yes, but not so much on the tattoos.

i find this thread to be tiresome, only because i tend to carry it, and it tends to fall apart in alby's hands.
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Last edited by self biased; May 25, 2012 at 18:39.

You like breasts? Here:
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"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

Ok, since SB is complaining about carrying it I will post a few choice bits.
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"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer

"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer

"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer

"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer


Which region is that?
"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer

IIRC, She's Azeri

dinner time!

SB's right. The rest of you are slackers.
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"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer

"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer

"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer

"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer
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