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FG: NW 41 - Return to War
It had been more than a year since the world had last seen nuclear war. The fallout from the last bout had been left to settle, and a since of normalcy was starting to return to the world. But said normalcy was not destined to last long, for from the ruins of empires old emerged rulers of empires new.
And, they just so happened to recover the nuclear secrets and arsenals of those who had come before them. Good for them... not so good for the world, is it? Here we go again...
Players:
Snoopy369 (Wheat, Rye, Sourdough)
EPW (E, P, W)
DrSpike (About, Time, Too)
Krill (Vodka, Whisky, Absinthe)
Chaunk (Tinker, Tailor, Soldier)
Whoha (Bikini Atoll, Nevada Proving Ground, Castle Bravo)
LordShiva (DanQ, Ming, Rah)
Spaced Cowboy (Sign, Me, Up)
Due to it being a long weekend for the USians among us, orders will be due by PM in 48 hours from this post.
New players may join until the first turn is processed; see sign up thread for rules.
Last edited by Jonny; January 21, 2008 at 01:27.
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WTF, sign me up too....
Cities.
sign, me, up
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5/8 so far...

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Orders sent.
<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

Processing now...

The construction industry was booming on the opening round of Nuclear War. Leaders were quick to take advantage of the falling raw material prices due to the market recession by financing infrastructure upgrades.
Snoopy built tasty Honey Wheat, DrSpike built the narcissistic I, Chaunk hired a Sailor, LordShiva pleased the mods with Locutus, and Spaced Cowboy interjected a Too. Krill failed to mention a name for his new city, thus, it is simply known as City.
EPW was up to something fantastically dirty, evil, and secret.
But Whoha was not content to do something constructive. Or something secret. His presence was to be felt. Verily. And immediately. To this end, he launched two nukes at Snoopy369, obliterating all the Wheat and Rye in the fields.
Thus ended the 1st day of Nuclear War.
Orders due soon, preferably in 24 hours, plz.Code:The World As It Stands, Turn 1
Name Cities Snoopy369 Sourdough, Honey Wheat EPW E, P, W DrSpike About, Time, Too, I Krill Vodka, Whisky, Absinthe, City Chaunk Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sailor Whoha Bikini Atoll, Nevada Proving Ground, Castle Bravo LordShiva DanQ, Ming, Rah, Locutus Spaced Cowboy Sign, Me, Up, Too

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I'm missing a few, and since I'm in a good mood today, I'll offer an extension... 17 more hours.
Have a wonderful evening.![]()
<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

Turn Report for Day 2:
Whoha launched 2 nukes at LordShiva.
It was a cloudy day today, as most of the world's leaders hid in the shadows secretly working on secretive secrets. Spaced Cowboy, LordShiva, Chaunk, and Snoopy all revealed no signs of their nefarious intentions.
DrSpike built a 5th city, Say. Meanwhile Krill renamed his previously unnamed city to Snakebite.
For a time, however, it didn't appear as if Snakebite would have much punch, as EPW launched 4 nukes towards Krill, one for each of his cities. When it looked like he was done for, though, Krill just started laughing maniacally, and moments later the 4 nukes plowed harmlessly into his bunker.
LordShiva was not as lucky. Whoha launched 2 nukes at 2 of his cities, and both nukes hit, culling Shiva's moderator empire by one-half.
Orders due in 24 hours. Really. (Though I admit it will likely be 28 or so hours before I get back from class and update... but I wouldn't push it if I were you.)Code:The World As It Stands, Turn 2
Name Cities Snoopy369 Sourdough, Honey Wheat EPW E, P, W DrSpike About, Time, Too, I, Say Krill Vodka, Whisky, Absinthe, Snakebite Chaunk Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sailor Whoha Bikini Atoll, Nevada Proving Ground, Castle Bravo LordShiva DanQ, Ming Spaced Cowboy Sign, Me, Up, Too
Sent.

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You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

DMANIT
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THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF
Sent.
Sent... don't know who dman is though![]()
<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.
WhoTF is Chaunk?
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF
One of the better NW players, and iirc a pretty good GO player also.
<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

Yea, I screwed up the first time. But it wasn't up more than a minute or so. So sue me, why don't ya?
Secrecy was much less in vogue today than it was yesterday. While DrSpike continued to work on secret evil projects, others made their intentions much more clear.
Snoopy built another city to make up for those he had lost, this time named Multigrain. It was a vain effort, however, for as soon as the city had been built, a lone nuke from Chaunk destroyed Sourdough.
Krill, too, built a new city, uniquely named In A Pitcher. The timing of the build was quite fortuitous, for as soon as this fifth city had been completed, four nukes (2 each from Whoha and EPW) destroyed his other four cities.
LordShiva also built a new city, Solver, as Spaced Cowboy built "I mean WTF". Unlike the others who had built this turn, their enlarged domains actually remained enlarged. Which is good, so I am told.
Orders due in 24 hours, though tradition suggests I be lenient for the weekend. I may or may not.Code:The World As It Stands, Turn 3
Name Cities Snoopy369 Honey Wheat, Multigrain EPW E, P, W DrSpike About, Time, Too, I, Say Krill In A Pitcher Chaunk Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sailor Whoha Bikini Atoll, Nevada Proving Ground, Castle Bravo LordShiva DanQ, Ming, Solver Spaced Cowboy Sign, Me, Up, Too, I mean WTF ![]()
Last edited by Jonny; January 25, 2008 at 18:38.

I new I was going to get 4 nukes sent to me, I just expected them to be from 1 person. I'll take the fact that I'm universally hated with a hint of pride though.
You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.
WTF happened to Chaunk's other nuke?![]()
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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Oh, and sent.
You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.
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