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The Mayan calander ends on Dec errr....27th 2012. It must, I saw it on TV. The speculation of the program was that this would be the end of the world. I enjoyed the show, it was better than 'The Attack of the 50 ft Woman' that was my second choice. I really prefer petite women.
So then I recently watched a program on the bible code. Interesting! Much better than the flick about the Blob that attacks a ski resort. Not my thing, I don't ski.
All sorts of interesting predictions in the bible including...
The world ends in 2012!
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That's almost exactly when we plan on retiring full time. It's just not fair.
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Solver, WePlayCiv Co-Administrator
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I can kill you whenever I please... but not today. - The Cigarette Smoking Man

Hmm...if I became a postgrad I wouldn't have to pay back my student loans until after the world ended. Woot, free money...
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You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

There is a way that you could "decode" part of the bible that will give you the message "Comet. Earth. It will be crushed. 2012." And using the same method you could also end up with "Comet. Earth. I will crush it. 2012." Also, no one knows what order those words are suposed to put in.Originally posted by Lancer
All sorts of interesting predictions in the bible including...
The world ends in 2012!
What does it mean!?
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
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Solver, that's 5 less days!
Do you believe it?
Krill, yes I too have alot planned for 2013.![]()

It means you saw the same show I did! Also that you too prefer petite women!Originally posted by Will9
There is a way that you could "decode" part of the bible that will give you the message "Comet. Earth. It will be crushed. 2012." And using the same method you could also end up with "Comet. Earth. I will crush it. 2012." What does it mean!?![]()

Originally posted by Lancer
It means you saw the same show I did! Also that you too prefer petite women!![]()
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USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
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Just imagine the 50ft woman on her period.
Anyway, the Mayan calendar...what do you think?

Well, it's more like that, according to Mayan ideas, it's this era of existence that ends, not the whole world, IIRC.
Of course, I am entirely convinced nothing out of the ordinary will happen.
Solver, WePlayCiv Co-Administrator
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I can kill you whenever I please... but not today. - The Cigarette Smoking Man

Didn't Jesus say something like, "The date and time are known to no man."
So sit back, relax and slurp a rum drink with a little plastic palm tree in it.![]()

their era of existence ended a long time ago. Clearly 2012 was a poor predictor.
That's not the real world. Your job has little to do with the sort of thing most people do for a living. - Agathon
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The date DQ finally shuts Poly down on purpose maybe?Originally posted by Solver
Well, it's more like that, according to Mayan ideas, it's this era of existence that ends, not the whole world, IIRC.
Of course, I am entirely convinced nothing out of the ordinary will happen.
Zkrib, that's plan A except it's a slice of pineapple used as an orchid holder by means of a hole drilled in it and attached to the side of the glass.![]()

Nooo! The pridiction of their own demise was one factor that, according to the show, assisted the Spanish in defeating the Maya.Originally posted by pchang
their era of existence ended a long time ago. Clearly 2012 was a poor predictor.
A self fulfilling prophecy.
The end of the world is something bigger.

The orchid thing is a little garnishing trick uncle Rouoool (sp) showed me.
The current dark age is 432,000 years long, and started in 3102 BC
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuga
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kali_Yuga
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THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

India will survive a bit longer.

I've heard that the Mayans just didn't calculate any dates past 2012, not that they thought the world would end.![]()
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The attempt to produce Heaven on Earth often produces Hell. -Karl Popper

LOL, and I thought Christian theology was bonkers...Originally posted by LordShiva
The current dark age is 432,000 years long, and started in 3102 BC
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuga
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kali_Yuga![]()
Nothing to see here, move along: http://selzlab.blogspot.com
The attempt to produce Heaven on Earth often produces Hell. -Karl Popper

When it says the current age started in 3102 BC, it means the current age, which was preceded by 3,888,000 years of human existence, with many cycles before, and the whole cycle of creation and destruction of the universe endlessly repeating, for all eternity. Far more sophisticated than a simple "God created teh world on teh 4000 BC, and it will end when Jebus comes back, and he'll sort everyone out."
Why did you make this thread?
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
I didn't, Lancer did.
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

I've read about that stuff before and as read it I'm thinking "How do people believe this!? People living for 3000 yearss, WTF!?"Originally posted by Odin
LOL, and I thought Christian theology was bonkers...![]()
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
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Have you heard the scientic speculation that there may be a cure for ageing found within our lifetimes? That'll essentially mean immortality for us...unless of course we're shot while climbing out of ladies' bedrooms.Originally posted by Will9
People living for 3000 yearss, WTF!?"![]()

i remember reading about that when i was in 1st grade because my family checked out Chichen Itza. kaboom!
3,000 years? Not long enough.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

Well at least it is after the olympics...all that money spent won't have been in vainOriginally posted by Lancer
The Mayan calander ends on Dec errr....27th 2012.![]()
Oh it's gonna be in vain whether the world ends or not.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

I have a suggestion for a new olympic sport...the taxpayers of London are allowed to beat Ken with a billiard ball in a sock...it's the only way it will be worth it for us![]()
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

Is this supposed to make sense??Originally posted by Provost Harrison
I have a suggestion for a new olympic sport...the taxpayers of London are allowed to beat Ken with a billiard ball in a sock...it's the only way it will be worth it for us![]()
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An using another way, you can every single string of characters.Originally posted by Will9
There is a way that you could "decode" part of the bible that will give you the message "Comet. Earth. It will be crushed. 2012." And using the same method you could also end up with "Comet. Earth. I will crush it. 2012." Also, no one knows what order those words are suposed to put in.
What does it mean!?
Even referring to specific codes usually used for this kind of stuff, it's been show that using analog codes of similar complexity, one can get about pretty much anything you want from any text of similar length.
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