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    2012

    The Mayan calander ends on Dec errr....27th 2012. It must, I saw it on TV. The speculation of the program was that this would be the end of the world. I enjoyed the show, it was better than 'The Attack of the 50 ft Woman' that was my second choice. I really prefer petite women.

    So then I recently watched a program on the bible code. Interesting! Much better than the flick about the Blob that attacks a ski resort. Not my thing, I don't ski.

    All sorts of interesting predictions in the bible including...

    The world ends in 2012!



    That's almost exactly when we plan on retiring full time. It's just not fair.


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    22nd.
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    Hmm...if I became a postgrad I wouldn't have to pay back my student loans until after the world ended. Woot, free money...

    You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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    Re: 2012

    Originally posted by Lancer
    All sorts of interesting predictions in the bible including...

    The world ends in 2012!
    There is a way that you could "decode" part of the bible that will give you the message "Comet. Earth. It will be crushed. 2012." And using the same method you could also end up with "Comet. Earth. I will crush it. 2012." Also, no one knows what order those words are suposed to put in.

    What does it mean!?
    USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
    The video may avatar is from

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    Solver, that's 5 less days!

    Do you believe it?

    Krill, yes I too have alot planned for 2013.

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    Re: Re: 2012

    Originally posted by Will9


    There is a way that you could "decode" part of the bible that will give you the message "Comet. Earth. It will be crushed. 2012." And using the same method you could also end up with "Comet. Earth. I will crush it. 2012." What does it mean!?
    It means you saw the same show I did! Also that you too prefer petite women!

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    Re: Re: Re: 2012

    Originally posted by Lancer


    It means you saw the same show I did! Also that you too prefer petite women!
    USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
    The video may avatar is from

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    Just imagine the 50ft woman on her period.

    Anyway, the Mayan calendar...what do you think?

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    Well, it's more like that, according to Mayan ideas, it's this era of existence that ends, not the whole world, IIRC.

    Of course, I am entirely convinced nothing out of the ordinary will happen .
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    Didn't Jesus say something like, "The date and time are known to no man."

    So sit back, relax and slurp a rum drink with a little plastic palm tree in it.

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    For the Maya

    their era of existence ended a long time ago. Clearly 2012 was a poor predictor.
    That's not the real world. Your job has little to do with the sort of thing most people do for a living. - Agathon

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    Originally posted by Solver
    Well, it's more like that, according to Mayan ideas, it's this era of existence that ends, not the whole world, IIRC.

    Of course, I am entirely convinced nothing out of the ordinary will happen .
    The date DQ finally shuts Poly down on purpose maybe?

    Zkrib, that's plan A except it's a slice of pineapple used as an orchid holder by means of a hole drilled in it and attached to the side of the glass.

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    Re: For the Maya

    Originally posted by pchang
    their era of existence ended a long time ago. Clearly 2012 was a poor predictor.
    Nooo! The pridiction of their own demise was one factor that, according to the show, assisted the Spanish in defeating the Maya.

    A self fulfilling prophecy.

    The end of the world is something bigger.

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    The orchid thing is a little garnishing trick uncle Rouoool (sp) showed me.

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    The current dark age is 432,000 years long, and started in 3102 BC

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuga

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kali_Yuga
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    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
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    India will survive a bit longer.

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    I've heard that the Mayans just didn't calculate any dates past 2012, not that they thought the world would end.
    Nothing to see here, move along: http://selzlab.blogspot.com

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    Originally posted by LordShiva
    The current dark age is 432,000 years long, and started in 3102 BC

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuga

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kali_Yuga
    LOL, and I thought Christian theology was bonkers...
    Nothing to see here, move along: http://selzlab.blogspot.com

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    When it says the current age started in 3102 BC, it means the current age, which was preceded by 3,888,000 years of human existence, with many cycles before, and the whole cycle of creation and destruction of the universe endlessly repeating, for all eternity. Far more sophisticated than a simple "God created teh world on teh 4000 BC, and it will end when Jebus comes back, and he'll sort everyone out."

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    Why did you make this thread?
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    I didn't, Lancer did.
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    Originally posted by Odin


    LOL, and I thought Christian theology was bonkers...
    I've read about that stuff before and as read it I'm thinking "How do people believe this!? People living for 3000 yearss, WTF!?"
    USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
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    Originally posted by Will9
    People living for 3000 yearss, WTF!?"
    Have you heard the scientic speculation that there may be a cure for ageing found within our lifetimes? That'll essentially mean immortality for us...unless of course we're shot while climbing out of ladies' bedrooms.

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    i remember reading about that when i was in 1st grade because my family checked out Chichen Itza. kaboom!

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    3,000 years? Not long enough.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    Re: 2012

    Originally posted by Lancer
    The Mayan calander ends on Dec errr....27th 2012.
    Well at least it is after the olympics...all that money spent won't have been in vain

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    Oh it's gonna be in vain whether the world ends or not.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    I have a suggestion for a new olympic sport...the taxpayers of London are allowed to beat Ken with a billiard ball in a sock...it's the only way it will be worth it for us
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    Originally posted by Provost Harrison
    I have a suggestion for a new olympic sport...the taxpayers of London are allowed to beat Ken with a billiard ball in a sock...it's the only way it will be worth it for us
    Is this supposed to make sense??

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    Re: Re: 2012

    Originally posted by Will9


    There is a way that you could "decode" part of the bible that will give you the message "Comet. Earth. It will be crushed. 2012." And using the same method you could also end up with "Comet. Earth. I will crush it. 2012." Also, no one knows what order those words are suposed to put in.

    What does it mean!?
    An using another way, you can every single string of characters.

    Even referring to specific codes usually used for this kind of stuff, it's been show that using analog codes of similar complexity, one can get about pretty much anything you want from any text of similar length.

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