Originally posted by LordShiva
Hey, Ninot, Lisa Barker is flirtatious, huh? She's cute, too![]()
Oh, and Lauri: finally got around to tagging you in my Finnmeet photo![]()

Hey, Ninot, Lisa Barker is flirtatious, huh? She's cute, too
You stay away from my cousin
Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.

Originally posted by LordShiva
Hey, Ninot, Lisa Barker is flirtatious, huh? She's cute, too![]()
Oh, and Lauri: finally got around to tagging you in my Finnmeet photo![]()
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For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

That's a poor effort. Most of it doesn't rhyme, even the rhythm is off in a few places. Try the proper version:
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For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
Meh. That's not funny. It doesn't capture the essence of Facebook, and sounds instead like it was written by those tech-journalists who write about this sort of thing but don't really experience them ("Oh, you can add friends, and they can add you back, and you can poke people, and message them, etc.").
Plus, it was written at Cambridge.@ you.
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

Which came first - Orkut or Facebook?

Lol, it was written by 3 Cambridge music students. Priceless comments too:Originally posted by LordShiva
Meh. That's not funny. It doesn't capture the essence of Facebook, and sounds instead like it was written by those tech-journalists who write about this sort of thing but don't really experience them ("Oh, you can add friends, and they can add you back, and you can poke people, and message them, etc.").
"I poked her first on Monday
She messaged me on Tuesday
So we slept together
It seemed like the right thing to do"
But much of it is an in-joke. You have to get the "friendly monster", Gardies and academics/essay references that are long-running comments there.
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For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

Originally posted by LordShiva
Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!

we need to to teh BUMP![]()
I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
Asher on molly bloom
Friend meOriginally posted by Datajack Franit
we need to to teh BUMP![]()
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THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

QFBOriginally posted by Datajack Franit
we need to to teh BUMP![]()

I want new friends![]()
I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
Asher on molly bloom

So get out there.
Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.

We need a facebook thread.
"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer
Orkut.Originally posted by aneeshm
Which came first - Orkut or Facebook?

Post your facebook names.
"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer

Would you like our credit card numbers as well?Originally posted by Oerdin
Post your facebook names.
I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
Asher on molly bloom

Yes.
"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer

Just join the Apolyton group and post your Poly name there, much more secure![]()
"The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.


should use Facebook as much as humanly possible.
That's not the real world. Your job has little to do with the sort of thing most people do for a living. - Agathon
If social security were private, it would be prosecuted as a Ponzi scheme.

Just...just go to the Apolyton Facebook group and look us up dude.Originally posted by Oerdin
Post your facebook names.
Also, join my group: Matt's Group
With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
I've never understood how God could expect his creatures to pick the one true religion by faith — it strikes me as a sloppy way to run a universe.
Facebook is evil
My facebook profile name is written in my 'Poly profile![]()

Am i the only person who still hasn't signed up for facebook, myspace or the like ? :\
Learn to overcome the crass demands of flesh and bone, for they warp the matrix through which we perceive the world. Extend your awareness outward, beyond the self of body, to embrace the self of group and the self of humanity. The goals of the group and the greater race are transcendant, and to embrace them is to acheive enlightenment.

I had a stalker. She was scary. Whenever she saw on Facebook I was going to some event she wanted to know why she wasn't invited as well.
When I changed my relationship status on Facebook... her reaction was a diatribe of hate.
Poly is sanctuary.
Capitalisation - The difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse
Grammar - The difference between knowing your $hit, and knowing you're $hit.
Spelling - The difference between being literate, and being Dinner.

Originally posted by Dauphin
I had a stalker. She was scary. Whenever she saw on Facebook I was going to some event she wanted to know why she wasn't invited as well.
When I changed my relationship status on Facebook... her reaction was a diatribe of hate.For real?
I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

Friend request sentOriginally posted by Datajack Franit
I want new friends![]()
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I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

She also made the claim that Richard Harrison was an abusive man, a wife-beater.Originally posted by Zoid
For real?
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Capitalisation - The difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse
Grammar - The difference between knowing your $hit, and knowing you're $hit.
Spelling - The difference between being literate, and being Dinner.

Richard Harrison?![]()
I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

Yeah, the Provost.
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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