Drunk people are boring.
corollary: frats suck
corollary: drunk girls do suck, but I don't want to mess with that ****
Pittsburg was advertised as cold, dammit. I come from a ****ing swamp and it's [usually] not that hot and humid.
Free food tastes better.
corollary: free pizza is the stuff of heaven
LDR's are
Koreans suck, particularly the international students, because they all clump together and talk in Korean all day. This is puzzling to me, since there weren't any fewer Asians at my HS...
Being an AP whore was the right choice
Free condoms provide hours of fun.
University internet ****ing rocks.
There's 9GB of lesbian porn on the university filesharing network.
Don't let your room get turned into the floor's lounge - invade someone else's room instead.
Everything is on facebook.
It is as I suspected: 99% of hot girls are Asian
corollary: frats suck
corollary: drunk girls do suck, but I don't want to mess with that ****
Pittsburg was advertised as cold, dammit. I come from a ****ing swamp and it's [usually] not that hot and humid.
Free food tastes better.
corollary: free pizza is the stuff of heaven
LDR's are
Koreans suck, particularly the international students, because they all clump together and talk in Korean all day. This is puzzling to me, since there weren't any fewer Asians at my HS...
Being an AP whore was the right choice
Free condoms provide hours of fun.
University internet ****ing rocks.
There's 9GB of lesbian porn on the university filesharing network.
Don't let your room get turned into the floor's lounge - invade someone else's room instead.
Everything is on facebook.
It is as I suspected: 99% of hot girls are Asian
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