The Eurovision crap contest contender from Finland was just voted and the CLEAR winner, making a sweep was...
LORDI!
And just to make sure you understand, the two normal dudes are fans. The band is the 'other guys'
SAGAPO IS FINISHED!
With their song 'Hard Rock Hallelujah' they will take another step in the Eurovision contest, their song isn't good IMO but they have the best costumes and no one can ever take that away, EVER. We win the moral prize.
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We've had actually good bands and singers in this competition, but they never win the local votes to be contenders for Finland. I guess this is the same in lots of countries. We've had true competitors many times, we've had HIM, we've had Nightwish, to no avail.. so now that Lordi won, it still was a surprise, even though no one came even close. Because, it was to be expected that the 80years+ would totally dominate the votes again and vote their favourite who looks like their grandson.
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Perkele! Or the short form of the name: Pekka!
So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!
Yes.. and it's in Athens this year, so it's in the heart of the SAGAPO...
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A band named "Poodles" will be in the Swedish finals next week. Thay are a great band with a great song, but they have no business in Athens. I hope.
So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
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Poodles? Lordi will RAPE THEM!
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Just like Lidström raped the Lions, from behind...
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So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!
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Abomination!
CO, no one cares about your cheating game throwing losers anyway.
Bring on the 'Poodles'. Who knows, they might even enjoy being raped by MONSTERS!
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Are they really going to sing in those costumes? Aren't there some standards on Eurovision that ban... extreme looks?
ban extreme looks? wtf? No???? It's perfectly fine. If they should ban something, it's the BAD music sold with tits. Then again, there would be nothing on the show so.. I guess they have to tolerate it below mediocre crap.
That's not an extreme look, unless you are like sensitive to stuff. THose are just monster costumes.
THis pic is from the actual contest today.. those wings were cool, they opened to that position in th emiddle of the song by themselvesAnd yes, they don't even give interviews without the costumes, or let photos taken of them.
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We need to unleash the European Commission on the Eurovision contest I think.
Standardized looks, standardized sizes, standardized songs and fair points distribution so that everbody wins![]()
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Vet, while were at it, why don't we let Spiffor host it!
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BTW. link to the winning song, I'll risk hearing it![]()
I don't know where to get that song.. but it's not good IMO. I'm not a fan of this kind of music, metal, so.. I wouldn't know. But the name is 'Hard Rock Hallelujah' so maybe you can find it.
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have to agree with Vet for once
Eurovision will be pure fun this year![]()
I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
Asher on molly bloom
This is the best band in that contest, ever! I support Lordi and the good taste of Finland all the way!
It's candy. Surely there are more important things the NAACP could be boycotting. If the candy were shaped like a burning cross or a black man made of regular chocolate being dragged behind a truck made of white chocolate I could understand the outrage and would share it. - Drosedars
Support Lordi (Lord) OR DIE!!
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This dude challenged Lordi for sometime, trying to sing some opera or something...
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BUT HE HAD NO CHANCE BECAUSE HE WAS PLAYING WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN!
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Thanks for the confirmation of the normal look of a finn - though, I have a small problem - how do you explain small gnats such as Kimi Raikkonen and that other guy driving F1 who claims to be finns ?Originally posted by Pekka
Support Lordi (Lord) OR DIE!!
Yes, BlackCat the racist on the move again. Why don't you go sell some legos or something, wearing pantyhose and having the master in geneology like the royalty you have. Royalty? Royally f'd up.
Keep it real though....
... real stupid.
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Just for the people who read this far, to rest the eyes a bit. The Croatian contestant this year, Severina:
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Yes, and she has no balls.
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Severina looks like some sort of space race that was made up in Star Trek, with a large forehead and creepy nose.
It's candy. Surely there are more important things the NAACP could be boycotting. If the candy were shaped like a burning cross or a black man made of regular chocolate being dragged behind a truck made of white chocolate I could understand the outrage and would share it. - Drosedars

Originally posted by Pekka
Yes, BlackCat the racist on the move again. Why don't you go sell some legos or something, wearing pantyhose and having the master in geneology like the royalty you have. Royalty? Royally f'd up.
Keep it real though....
... real stupid.You finns reall should get in touch with the rest of the world - it's only a few of us danes that are working for lego. We danes actually respect finns and don't think that you all work for that rubber boot company called nokia or that you all wear knifes and use them casually while you get drunk in your saunas.
Well, I have provided her picture and her song (in a separate thread).Originally posted by Footie Mad
Severina looks like some sort of space race that was made up in Star Trek, with a large forehead and creepy nose.
Put Pekka didn't provide the song that will represent Finland![]()

I hope notOriginally posted by Pekka
Yes, and she has no balls.- otherwise I wouldn't hesitate to make a Ted Striker
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