Reply With QuoteThat's the thing. He WAS funny. It really helped him. Humor goes a long way.
-Arrian
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Banana's are eternal.
Hey look!!! Even a president who was responsible for atrocious dictatorships in Latin America can be a funny guy!!
This is where an awesome Mark Twain quote would be, but Apolyton says it would be too many lines. :(
That's the thing. He WAS funny. It really helped him. Humor goes a long way.
-Arrian
grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.
18
17, 18 in April...
I feel an awful lot older than that though...
You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.
If you grew up in the 80's, you should know what they are even if you didn't wear them.Originally posted by MrFun
Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh
28 physically, mentally, depending on my mood, 70% of the time 18, 20% 35, and 10% from 1 to 80. Sexually, I'm active like a 21 year old but have the experience of a 75 year old guy.
-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.
I don't know what parachute pants are either Spray. And I'm two years younger than you. Granted, I've found that I do a really good job at totally ignoring various popular trends (yeah, I was a real cool kid in school!).
-Arrian
grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.
Cool kids at school need to die.
Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok
Not knowing what parachute pants are.
Of course, I like the name given to them by a friend of mine at the time: MC Hammer Action Slacks
"The French caused the war [Persian Gulf war, 1991]" - Ned
"you people who bash Bush have no appreciation for one of the great presidents in our history." - Ned
"I wish I had gay sex in the boy scouts" - Dissident
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"The French caused the war [Persian Gulf war, 1991]" - Ned
"you people who bash Bush have no appreciation for one of the great presidents in our history." - Ned
"I wish I had gay sex in the boy scouts" - Dissident
MC Hammer Action Slacks:
"The French caused the war [Persian Gulf war, 1991]" - Ned
"you people who bash Bush have no appreciation for one of the great presidents in our history." - Ned
"I wish I had gay sex in the boy scouts" - Dissident
Ah.
Hammer Time!
-Arrian
grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.
I saw Star Wars at least 8 times
Had the pac-man pattern memorized
And I've seen the stuff they put inside
Stretch Armstrong
I was Roger Stauback back in my back yard
Had a shoebox full of baseball cards
And a couple of Evil Kinevil scars
On my right arm
Well, I was a kid when Elvis died
And my mama cried
It was 1970- something
In the world that I grew up in
Farrah Faucett hair-do days
Bell bottoms and 8-track tapes
Lookin' back now I can see me
And oh, man did I look cheesy
But I wouldn't trade those days for nothin'
It was 1970-something
It was the dawning of a new decade
When we got our first microwave
And Dad broke down and finally shaved
Those sideburns off
I took the stickers off of my Rubix cube
Watched MTV all afternoon
My first love was Daisy Duke
In them cut off jeans
A Space Shuttle fell out of the sky
And the whole world cried
It was 1980-something
In the world that I grew up in
Skating rinks and Black Trans Ams
Big hair and parachute pants
Lookin' back now I can see me
And oh, man did I look cheesy
But I wouldn't trade those days for nothin'
It was 1980-something
Now I got a mortgage and an SUV
But all this responsibility
Makes me wish sometimes
Sometimes....
chorus:
It was 1980-something
In the world that I grew up in
Skating rinks and Black Trans Ams
Big hair and parachute pants
Lookin' back now I can see me
And oh, man did I look cheesy
But I wouldn't trade those days for nothin'
It was 1980-something
1970-something
Aw, it was 19-Something
Sometimes I miss the 80's and 90's. Sometime I don't
Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh
Bowling for Soup has some good songs
Originally posted by MrFun
HA HA HA!!!! You're older than me.
I'm sure you meant to say: "You're so much more experienced and wiser than me."
Ming and RAH are 51. Hueij is 51. I'm not. I'm younger.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
25
Age, not IQ please.
Sava's IQ started at 100 and his age at 0. Each year, his IQ goes down by one and his age goes up by one.
That's what listerine does to you.
Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok
[q=LC]That's what the listerine bong does to you[/q]
Corrected
You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.
Average(mean) age of user visiting OT: 30 years old.
Median: 25y
Mode: 22y
Glad to know we got many "older" people here
bleh
Yeah, and it is also nice to know that there are youngsters that are pleasant people to get on with, and act with a civil manner.
Unlike most young people nowadays...
You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.
Older than I feel or would care to be!
The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!
So far we don't have any one to three year old Apolytoners on here.
This is where an awesome Mark Twain quote would be, but Apolyton says it would be too many lines. :(
Originally posted by Sprayber
If you grew up in the 80's, you should know what they are even if you didn't wear them.
I was eight years old in 1985. Maybe I was living under a rock in the 80s??
This is where an awesome Mark Twain quote would be, but Apolyton says it would be too many lines. :(
Originally posted by Zkribbler
This is where an awesome Mark Twain quote would be, but Apolyton says it would be too many lines. :(
Grandpa is some years behine me. 3 or 4 I think.Originally posted by Japher
Lancer?
Lefty? Grandpa Troll?
As for the whole"next" thing
I always get confused. Next Friday... is that tomorrow as that is the next one coming up or is the one a week from tomorrow as that is not this Friday but the next one.
very confusing
How about gas at 14 to 16 cents during gas wars. 0.10 coke and a cap from a coke and go see 2 movies for free.Originally posted by Sprayber
31.
Old enough to remember two space shuttles that blew up, the Superbowl shuffle, gas below a $1 a gallon and parachute pants.
I'm gonna be 40 in a little over a year. It's hard for me to believe it. I don't look 40. I don't feel 40. I certainly don't act 40.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
10110, soon to be 10111.
B♭3
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