So?
My good old win95 used to suddenly think I have a satellite of my own, and it was so jealous I hadn't told about it before, it decided to get even and throw one device out of support at any given moment.. just to remind me where I stand.
And yet the Battlefield 2 demo installer thinks I do, wants me to configure the sensitivity, and in fact is producing a signal from it. WTF?
I've checked all the cords plugged into my computer. None of them are to a mike - there's none in the room.
So?
My good old win95 used to suddenly think I have a satellite of my own, and it was so jealous I hadn't told about it before, it decided to get even and throw one device out of support at any given moment.. just to remind me where I stand.
In da butt.
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At least you have plenty of bathrooms.
This is where an awesome Mark Twain quote would be, but Apolyton says it would be too many lines. :(
You know, the bathroom thing is really ****ing old.
Just FYI.

Yeah, I been pissing and crapping for 46 years now and the novelty has worn off completely.
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Be silent, AOL dialup user. You were not given permission to speak.Originally posted by JohnT
You know, the bathroom thing is really ****ing old.
Just FYI.
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Originally posted by Lancer
Yeah, I been pissing and crapping for 46 years now and the novelty has worn off completely.![]()
This is where an awesome Mark Twain quote would be, but Apolyton says it would be too many lines. :(
Perhaps a government has bugged your computer and you just can't find the mike . . . . .Originally posted by Kuciwalker
And yet the Battlefield 2 demo installer thinks I do, wants me to configure the sensitivity, and in fact is producing a signal from it. WTF?
I've checked all the cords plugged into my computer. None of them are to a mike - there's none in the room.
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No it isn't.Originally posted by JohnT
You know, the bathroom thing is really ****ing old.
Just FYI.
Just FYI.
The game may be using a signal generated by the electrical interference from the mobo that is getting picked up my the mike socket.

Don't play shitty games and you won't get this problem.

Btw, with the bathroom thing, it should be used inventively. MrFun, not being bestowed with the gift of humor, made a mess of it.
Should have been something like: Are you sure that you checked your 15 bathrooms? Instead of what it was posted as.
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New term:Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
Btw, with the bathroom thing, it should be used inventively. MrFun, not being bestowed with the gift of humor, made a mess of it.
Should have been something like: Are you sure that you checked your 15 bathrooms? Instead of what it was posted as.
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Maybe there's one integrated in your monitor?

Originally posted by reds4ever
The game may be using a signal generated by the electrical interference that is getting picked up my the mike socket.

That's why you should always mute your mic no matter if you've got one or not.
More proof that you have no clue when it comes to humour...Originally posted by JohnT
You know, the bathroom thing is really ****ing old.
Just FYI.
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I wonder how many bathrooms JohnT has...
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The odd thing about this is that the bathroom joke migrated to the Civ IV ideas section for some ungodly reason... I'd have to say that was the peak of its humour- now it's all downhill from thereas Mr. Fun has so eloquently demonstrated.
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This coming from you.Originally posted by KrazyHorse
More proof that you have no clue when it comes to humour...
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Anyone know which thread it originated from?
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2.Originally posted by joncha
I wonder how many bathrooms JohnT has...
I've lived in houses with 5, though.

I think it came from the thread where everyone was listing how many bathrooms were in their house.
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Living in Self-Denial, started by Oncle Boris.Originally posted bySmiley
Anyone know which thread it originated from?
See also I OWNED the AP Physics Exam a brilliant display of self-pwnage by Kuciwalker himself.

Agree.Originally posted by Verto
No it isn't.
Just FYI.
Just to remind you that the bathroom model DELUXE is ordinarily equipped with at least one mike.
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From the lines of drogue... I wonder how much longer it'll lastIt's nowhere near the hine heads of Ming though. This thread is funny and a classic, but it wont go down in 'Poly history. The Wesley might, but the heads of Ming will be remembered for a while while this will be confined to distant memory in a few months.![]()
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Does he operate the bidet?
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Clearly, your computer is infested by demons. Give it to me.
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