The movie shoot

MRT144 · February 22, 2005, 14:40

so it was last night and lets just say

it was hard as hell to get it up and i wasnt able to. If youve never had sex in front of people, its something that i experienced as very hard to do. Its not so much the heart racing nervousness, rather the, im out of my element doing this nervousness

we both got paid $150 for our time. We are going to be doing this again friday, so i just need to stop romancing myself, and get some viagra...

Lawrence of Arabia · February 22, 2005, 14:50

so, hows the plot?

Q Classic · February 22, 2005, 14:52

He's a warrior not so eager to sheathe his sword in the virgin blood of his enemies?

Asher · February 22, 2005, 15:13

Gives new meaning to the word softcore.

MRT144 · February 22, 2005, 15:13

not when im the only one fighting Q

Q Classic · February 22, 2005, 15:18

not when im the only one fighting Q

Yeah, it's kinda hard to fight against someone who's more powerful than the Picard, and has lots of gadgets for Bond, to boot.

You'd have to gang up...

Tattila the Hun · February 22, 2005, 15:49

Gang up? I wonder if that would help?

I mean, it's like more people... How many blokes make up a gang?

And whether the girlfriend would like it...

Too early in the career, in my opinion.

Pekka · February 22, 2005, 16:02

Ohh the visit from the melty man! Oh man that's a bad one. I read and article in a paper that had a ten point plan or something if you want to become a pornstar. The very first thing was to invite 10 of your best friends and masturbate in front of them. This would be a test if you're cut out to do it. And then there were more tests too. But sure it must be difficult to get hard when there are bunch of people around staring at you with camera as an added bonus and a stressful thing as 'must get up' thing in the back of your head.

Zoid · February 22, 2005, 16:04

Was there no fluffer at the set?

Q Classic · February 22, 2005, 16:05

Ohh the visit from the melty man!

Good episode.

Pekka · February 22, 2005, 16:06

Let's not tell what it really is to MRT144...

He doesn't want to know who the melty man is..

Zoid · February 22, 2005, 16:18

If this continues they can name it "The meltyman cometh"

Agathon · February 22, 2005, 16:41

MRT you have the biggest balls of steel of any man I know.

Not only do you freely confess that you are doing porn (which takes some nads), but you freely admit your on-set impotence.

Remind me never to doubt your confidence.

Dis · February 22, 2005, 17:07

Originally posted by Pekka
Ohh the visit from the melty man! Oh man that's a bad one. I read and article in a paper that had a ten point plan or something if you want to become a pornstar. The very first thing was to invite 10 of your best friends and masturbate in front of them. This would be a test if you're cut out to do it. And then there were more tests too. But sure it must be difficult to get hard when there are bunch of people around staring at you with camera as an added bonus and a stressful thing as 'must get up' thing in the back of your head.

don't people normally masturbate in front of 10 of their friends? Or is that just me?

Dis · February 22, 2005, 17:08

Originally posted by Agathon
MRT you have the biggest balls of steel of any man I know.

Not only do you freely confess that you are doing porn (which takes some nads), but you freely admit your on-set impotence.

Remind me never to doubt your confidence.

I'm a skeptic, I admit.

I'll want proof of this porn.

Q Classic · February 22, 2005, 17:10

MRT you have the biggest balls of steel of any man I know.

Well, that's why he has the impotence, isn't it? Maybe I'm wrong, since I'm no doctor... but steel testicles don't release the necessary hormones to generate a sex drive.

Agathon · February 22, 2005, 17:14

Well, that's why he has the impotence, isn't it? Maybe I'm wrong, since I'm no doctor... but steel testicles don't release the necessary hormones to generate a sex drive.

It does suggest the possibility of an interesting circus career.

MRT144 · February 22, 2005, 17:19

my life is a circus.

i will be getting more confident as time goes on. I think the viagra will definitely help. I think also abstaining from sex for at least 48 hours might be helpful.

All in all it was a great experience and im looking forward to doing it again.

Asher · February 22, 2005, 17:22

Originally posted by Dissident
don't people normally masturbate in front of 10 of their friends? Or is that just me?

I don't know if it's normal, but it's not infrequent as some may believe.

Agathon · February 22, 2005, 17:22

I read about a circus guy who could catch balls fired from a cannon.

You could do a good trade as one of those 70s ballbearing table ornaments.

Dis · February 22, 2005, 17:25

Originally posted by Asher

I don't know if it's normal, but it's not infrequent as some may believe.

in all seriousness, I have never heard of anyone doing circle jerks and such. I heard this is more common among kids now days. Vs. us older gusy when we were teenagers.

Bugs ****ing Bunny · February 22, 2005, 17:27

Originally posted by MRT144

All in all it was a great experience and im looking forward to doing it again.

What? Desperately trying to wring some life into "T144 Jr" while the cameraman and lighting guy look bored and start making pointed comments about deadlines and stunt d1cks?

What was the "great" part?

Pekka · February 22, 2005, 17:27

Right don't go there with empty magazine man.. Ron Jeremy says he finds it best to be 2 days before the scene is supposed to happen, no sex or stuff like that. Also, not much longer than that because then he tends to get little too excited.

And not getting it up is very common, even amongst porn actors. They say one in ten gets it up, from the ones that are coming in as newbies. That's why there are so few male pornstars that keeps working.

MRT144 · February 22, 2005, 17:27

i found out today a poly member did a circlejerk

Agathon · February 22, 2005, 17:29

in all seriousness, I have never heard of anyone doing circle jerks and such. I heard this is more common among kids now days. Vs. us older gusy when we were teenagers.

Don't you know anyone that went to boarding school?

Dis · February 22, 2005, 17:29

Originally posted by Pekka
Right don't go there with empty magazine man.. Ron Jeremy says he finds it best to be 2 days before the scene is supposed to happen, no sex or stuff like that. Also, not much longer than that because then he tends to get little too excited.

And not getting it up is very common, even amongst porn actors. They say one in ten gets it up, from the ones that are coming in as newbies. That's why there are so few male pornstars that keeps working.

that's why they have fluffers. how can you go wrong with fluffers?

MRT144 · February 22, 2005, 17:30

Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp

What? Desperately trying to wring some life into "T144 Jr" while the cameraman and lighting guy look bored and start making pointed comments about deadlines and stunt d1cks?

What was the "great" part?

i think thats pretty funny in itself

Dis · February 22, 2005, 17:30

Originally posted by Agathon

Don't you know anyone that went to boarding school?

nope. Honestly, I really don't even know what boarding schools are, I don't think we have them where I live.

Asher · February 22, 2005, 17:32

Originally posted by Dissident
in all seriousness, I have never heard of anyone doing circle jerks and such. I heard this is more common among kids now days. Vs. us older gusy when we were teenagers.

It's mostly more common among of my friends from Europe (as in, born there with European values, but totally naturalized).

And yes, most of them are straight.

Pekka · February 22, 2005, 17:33

The problem is not so much getting it up first, the real problem is maintaining erection the whole time. You know they don't make those high quality porn movies with one shot. No.. they cut all the time, and the woman gets off and what you need to do is keep on being hard all the time, or get soft and then hard again, and that can go on more than 30 minutes in a row, with little sex in between.

It's very non.erotic at that point. And the girl won't be there to keep you warm in the meanwhile. She doesn't want anything to do with you, unless you're like a friend. Her boyfriend is prolly watching your ass and coming to punch your teeth in if you start flirting off-work, while in the set trying to reamin hard. The director says 'come on we don't have the whole day' and everyone is just waiting for you. You think that's easy? It's really not, and only very few are cut to that job.