Two nuns and a whore
Walked into a bar
None of them saw it.
Do you like my haikuery?
This is so cool!
~30 posts, and we haven't actually decided anything yet!
Great, huh?
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Two nuns and a whore
Walked into a bar
None of them saw it.
Do you like my haikuery?
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Not bad. But I think your second line only has six syllables. Is there a way to get another syllable in there?
Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.
Meh. What's your critique of my limerick?
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That was a limerick?![]()
Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.
Well, duh!
It had the right number of lines, didn't it?
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limeriks have 5 lines..
Theres was a Janus man who dealt in terror
but when he got home he knew his error
so to defect he chose.
that started this prose.
and that ended his reign of terror
That's my spoof of a limerick.Originally posted by Squeblish Nef?
The mad god Squeblish Nef? told us
That haiku poetry caused major cerebral haemorrhaging.
When somebody enquired as to his justification for his statement
He failed to adequately justify his comments,
Saying that limericks are much more fun.
Please note that I can actually write limericks IRL, and that I am not a total dipshit.
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i'll take your word for it ...

zing!
If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Belgium Doesn't Exist! ~ Eventis: Catastrophic database failure free since March 19, 2012 Eventis AD&D 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1: Into the Widlerness, Chapter 2: Brotherhood of the Wolf ~ New! Star Trek: Eventis

ooc: need an update on the location of this janus man ... please post a map etc...

ooc: did squib get bored of this idea ??

OOC: he must have, no updates...
Sorry, temporarily banned due to a misunderstanding with Ming.
Was acquitted, thankfully.
As soon as exams are over, I'll try and continue with this.
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Misunderstanding. Right.
cheeky bugger
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damn we wanted him out
Wanted who out, Raspie?
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the janus man !!! the janitor ..!!!
He thought that my NS maps were uploaded for personal use which was BS, and I told him that and I got even more banned and I emailed him back and said sorry and explained myself and I got let off with a warning.Originally posted by joncha
Misunderstanding. Right.
cheeky bugger
The end.
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yes the mods some times forget that we use al lsorts of pictures in our games, i was banned for two days once becuase they deeemed some of my pics "non-game" but yes even those sexy girls in bikinis are game related......
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