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  • The Order of the Sacred Banana

    This thread is the religious movement within the realm of Concordia.

    Currently Concordia has no religion aside from decentralized tribal worship of the banana gods.

    The purpose of this thread is to establish a more notable religious movement with morals, ethics, and crazyfun dogma to add some new elements to this Democracy game.

    First order of business is laying out a list of commandments for our new faith. I'll get things rolling.


    The Bananaments:
    1. The banana is a jealous fruit who is quick to anger.
    2. In no way must you face the Banana in worship after eating bananasplit, without first cleansing yourself.
    3. Be careful where you put the Banana.
    4. Only the most holy of Nans (Banana Monks/Nuns) may use the -phone

    The Order's objectives:
    1. Temple to sacred banana
    2. Multiple +1's
    3. Bananavangelism
    Last edited by Metaliturtle; June 28, 2006, 08:17.
    First Master, Banan-Abbot of the Nana-stary, and Arch-Nan of the Order of the Sacred Banana.
    Marathon, the reason my friends and I have been playing the same hotseat game since 2006...

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    reserved
    First Master, Banan-Abbot of the Nana-stary, and Arch-Nan of the Order of the Sacred Banana.
    Marathon, the reason my friends and I have been playing the same hotseat game since 2006...

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    • #3
      reserved for membership and mucky mucks
      First Master, Banan-Abbot of the Nana-stary, and Arch-Nan of the Order of the Sacred Banana.
      Marathon, the reason my friends and I have been playing the same hotseat game since 2006...

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      • #4
        +1
        First Master, Banan-Abbot of the Nana-stary, and Arch-Nan of the Order of the Sacred Banana.
        Marathon, the reason my friends and I have been playing the same hotseat game since 2006...

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        • #5
          I, the deeply religious Nikolaius Bananicus, hereby state my wish to join the Order of the Sacred Banana. May His Banananess watch over us for all eternity!

          I humbly suggest this second commandment:

          2. In no way must you face the Banana in worship after eating bananasplit, without first cleansing yourself.
          Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
          I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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          • #6
            +
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            • #7
              Let us work together to build a great Temple to the Sacred Banana in the Holy City of Metalliturtleton

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              • #8
                + lurking
                Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici

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                • #9
                  +1
                  "Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are."
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                  • #10
                    Bananaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



                    Bah nah naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!



                    +1
                    First Master, Banan-Abbot of the Nana-stary, and Arch-Nan of the Order of the Sacred Banana.
                    Marathon, the reason my friends and I have been playing the same hotseat game since 2006...

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                    • #11
                      /me sends off a case of to the Temple
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                      • #12
                        .... the concordians appear to be a very unreligious group...

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                        First Master, Banan-Abbot of the Nana-stary, and Arch-Nan of the Order of the Sacred Banana.
                        Marathon, the reason my friends and I have been playing the same hotseat game since 2006...

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                        • #13
                          May I propose a third commandment:

                          3. Be careful where you put the Banana.



                          I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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                          • #14
                            It is indeed right and salutary that we should at all times and in all places be careful where you put the banana



                            Live the glory!
                            First Master, Banan-Abbot of the Nana-stary, and Arch-Nan of the Order of the Sacred Banana.
                            Marathon, the reason my friends and I have been playing the same hotseat game since 2006...

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                            • #15
                              All hail the Sacred Banana!

                              Bananas are the fruit of the gods and they should be treated with respect.

                              I will endeavour to convert our neighbours, the Germans, to this holy religion

                              The Mongols too have a plantation of this heavenly fruit. They must be converted also or surrender this sacred resource back to it's rightful owners!

                              Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

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