The Islamic State has sensationally won the prestigious 2015 Turner Prize for its conceptual art piece ‘Smashing Mosul Museum To Pieces: Death To The Infidels.’

“By demolishing priceless 3,000 year old statues with sledge hammers, ISIS is asking: ‘What is art?’, while retextualising normative art as transgressive, daring and counter cultural,” said the chairman of the Turner Prize jury, Sir Nicholas Serota. “I was very moved by their performance.”

The pulvarised pieces of rock left by the Islamic State were later purchased by modern art collector Charles Saatchi for $5 million for an installation entitled: ‘Lumps Of Rock In A Wheelbarrow, 2015′.

The Turner Prize, considered the greatest prize in modern art, has previously been won by artists using elephant dung, a dead shark and a garden shed reimagined as art.

“In destroying this ‘art’, the Islamic State has liberated it from bourgeoise, middle class concepts of ‘beauty’ and invited us to examine pig ignorance as an artistic expression in itself,” said Serota, while being held at gunpoint by the Islamic State winning team.

This is the first Middle Eastern winner of the Turner Prize since the Taliban took the prize in 2001 for blowing up 30 foot high Buddha statues in an installation entitled ‘Blowing Up 30 Ft High Buddhist Statues: Because They’re Buddhist’.

Accepting this year’s award, the Islamic State’s leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi thanked the jury and said he and the art team would soon be unveiling their latest work: ‘Beheading The Turner Prize Judges: Death To Anyone Who Looks Suspiciously Homosexual’.

Boko Haram offers to join Islamic State in return for their bank details

Nigerian terror group Boko Haram have offered to pledge allegiance to Islamic State if they just send over their account and sort code details, we can report.

Islamic State received the offer from a man claiming to be Boko Haram’s leader, Abubakar Shekau.

A copy of the offer seen by this paper read, “Dear Blessed Sir,

“I am ABUBAKAR SHEKAU leader of Boko Haram.”

“I have much allegiance to offer you. Please if you can help by the Grace of God send your bank details by return for our MUTUAL BENEFIT.”

Islamic State head Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has yet to formally accept the offer, although he is understood to have sent his credit card details to help attractive, young and loyal members of Boko Haram with some travel expenses before the affiliation can be formalised.

A source told us, “They needed a few thousand dollars wired to them to arrange safe passage to join IS, and obviously IS were happy to send this money to their brothers in arms.”

“It turns out they actually need the same amount again, due to unforeseen circumstances, but this is the last time, apparently.”

MI6 and the CIA are reported to be looking into the development, and are hoping to fund agents in the region with a hundred million dollars from an unclaimed bank account they recently learned about from the President Master Minister of the Bank of Abuja.