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  • Boston mayor to residents: stop jumping from your windows into the snow

    Mayor Martin J. Walsh today again urged the city’s snow-battered residents to stay patient as snow continues to pile on Boston, where he said one person has already died from an apparent shoveling-induced heart attack.


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    Walsh also scolded adults he said were reportedly jumping from windows into snow piles for fun, which he called a “foolish thing to do.”

    “You can kill yourself,” Walsh said. “I’m asking people to stop the nonsense ... This isn’t Loon Mountain. This is the city of Boston.”

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    Mayor Martin J. Walsh today again urged the city’s snow-battered residents to stay patient as snow continues to pile on Boston, where he said one person has already died from an apparent shov…


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    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    WHY IS THE GOVERNMENT TELLING PEOPLE WHAT TO DO? I THOUGHT THE US WAS A DEMOCRACY, NOT A FASCIST DICTATORSHIP
    Indifference is Bliss

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    • #3
      I know! GODDAMN NANNY STATE
      To us, it is the BEAST.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by N35t0r View Post
        WHY IS THE GOVERNMENT TELLING PEOPLE WHAT TO DO? I THOUGHT THE US WAS A DEMOCRACY, NOT A FASCIST DICTATORSHIP
        you are aware that this isn't a law, he's just giving out advice, right?
        If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
        ){ :|:& };:

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
          you are aware that this isn't a law, he's just giving out advice, right?
          I didn't add the , but I guessed the ALLCAPS and Wiglaf-style post would have given it away.
          Indifference is Bliss

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          • #6
            OH SURE IT STARTS WITH ADVICE NEXT THING YOU KNOW WE'RE ALL PRAYING FIVE TIMES A DAY THANKSOBAMA
            To us, it is the BEAST.

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            • #7
              I mean, it IS funny: "Hey guys, please don't jump off your buildings' windows! KTHKSBAI"
              Indifference is Bliss

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              • #8
                When my daughter lived in Boston, she used to take some abuse about Chicago winters and how inept the city could be handling them.
                Payback is a *****.
                It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                • #9


                  That sounds like fun...
                  I'm not conceited, conceit is a fault and I have no faults...

                  Civ and WoW are my crack... just one... more... turn...

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                  • #10
                    I finally understand why it rarely snows in the South. The sound of "Hey ya'll...Watch This!" would be overwhelming. Further proof that good loves rednecks.
                    "I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003

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                    • #11
                      This appears to be a common problem in Russia as well. I feel bad for Boston now.
                      “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                      "Capitalism ho!"

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                      • #12
                        Or was the Mayor really encouraging residents to jump when there was no snow? Sick bastard.
                        Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                        Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                        • #13
                          Americans not knowing how to deal with snow
                          In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                          • #14
                            .... And no more jumping on the beds either!!!!
                            "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Alexander's Horse View Post
                              Or was the Mayor really encouraging residents to jump when there was no snow? Sick bastard.
                              Maybe he wants them to be real men and jump from the roof.

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