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  • The babysitter just called my wife "Mrs. xxxxx" when talking to me

    That may be the most ludicrously grownup thing that has ever happened to me.
    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
    Stadtluft Macht Frei
    Killing it is the new killing it
    Ultima Ratio Regum

  • #2
    Is she hot?
    Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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    • #3
      get used to it
      Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

      Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
        Is she hot?
        No. I think she's 16 also.
        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
        Stadtluft Macht Frei
        Killing it is the new killing it
        Ultima Ratio Regum

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        • #5
          I thought she called your wife Mrs super porno???
          Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

          Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
            No. I think she's 16 also.
            you're fine

            maybe she has a hot friend


            Thus, instead of including force as a criminal element, theses crimes make it illegal for anyone to engage in sexual intercourse with anyone below a certain age, other than his spouse. The age of consent varies by state, with most states, including Connecticut, setting it at age 16.


            two things...


            other than his spouse


            and also, "his" spouse

            i wonder if kid knows about this attack on men
            To us, it is the BEAST.

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            • #7
              ask her if she likes older men
              Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

              Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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              • #8
                AH: You just made me think about this question.

                What's the farthest you would travel in order to get laid?

                Also, maybe break it down by method of transportation, distance, and/or time.
                To us, it is the BEAST.

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                • #9
                  30 minute travel time by car is my maximum
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Sava View Post
                    AH: You just made me think about this question.

                    What's the farthest you would travel in order to get laid?

                    Also, maybe break it down by method of transportation, distance, and/or time.
                    Would you..

                    a) Drive all night
                    b) Walk 500 miles
                    c) Climb any mountain
                    d) Cross any ocean

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                    • #11
                      probably only "d"

                      and even then, i wouldn't make it a habit

                      i'd give someone, at minimum, one ocean crossing
                      To us, it is the BEAST.

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                      • #12
                        I have crossed continents to get laid.
                        Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                        Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                        • #13
                          I've driven all night, and walked far but not that far.
                          Mountains and Oceans, nope. Not going to happen. And after being married for almost 30 years, driving all night and walking far are now off the table.
                          It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                          RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by rah View Post
                            I've driven all night, and walked far but not that far.
                            Mountains and Oceans, nope. Not going to happen. And after being married for almost 30 years, driving all night and walking far are now off the table.
                            So far I have crossed the Atlantic, the Caribbean, the Mediterranean and (small) parts of the Pacific and Indian Oceans. Also Africa and North America and most of Europe and South America.

                            JM
                            (also obviously the Baltic, North and Red seas, but they are pretty small)
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                            GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                            • #15
                              I have crossed streets to get laid.
                              Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                              "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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