OFFICIAL ELECTION : Emperor/ess for life

[Jamski]

Whether we should choose
My cat or the dirty cat of Tass
To be our leader.

Poll is official
I'm the Deputy Chairman
So I can say that.

My cat is better
Than Tass's stinking moggie
And my cat is black.

If you don't choose him
That means you are a racist
So vote for my cat.

There will also be
Twenty free xenodoughnuts
For each voter.

If you vote for Tass
You'll be nerve-stapl'd to death -
This is your warning.

-Jam

[Nubclear]

Re: OFFICIAL ELECTION : Emperor/ess for life

Ha! He can't even get a picture of his cat!

Glory to my cat. Don't vote for her, and I'll spam you to death.

[Jamski]

Fortunately, Tass
My cat is so beautiful
No picture required.

-Jam

[Nubclear]

PERESTROIKA EXCLUSIVE!!!! PICTURE OF JAMSKIS CAT *FOUND*

[Vev]

Mmmmm shaved cat. Oh? That cat is naturally hairless? Ooops, I mean Jamski's cat.

[Snowflake]

I am so disappinted in you, comrades, for the Hive spam has degraded to this degree. If this trend continues, I will not come back. I promise.

[Nubclear]

Originally posted by HongHu
I am so disappinted in you, comrades, for the Hive spam has degraded to this degree. If this trend continues, I will not come back. I promise.

You may leave Comrade. However, your cute baby shall remain with me

[Vev]

Jamski's cat had an operation and fur had to be shaved off around the operated area.

[Snowflake]

I don't care if it is a cat without hair or a mouse with steel ball, () just replace the picture with a link please, it hurts my eyes.

[Vev]

[Jamski]

Vev reaches a new low.

WHY DON'TYA VOTE FOR MY CAT! HE'S VERY ILL ATM!

-Jam

[Rokossovky]

lol, sauteed Xeno-squid wins..... :P damnit.. I can't find my tilde key... WTF....*bitter*...

- Rokossovky....*figuring out new laptop*

[Rokossovky]

OH!! HERE IT IS!!! :P~~~~~~~~~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!*cough cough cough*

- Rokossovky

[Vev]

So we now have a tied Florida election. Do I hear recount

[Jamski]

Actually I think I accedentally voted for Xenosquid instead of my cat because of a hanging chad...

-Jam