Should Dwarf Tossing Be An Olympic Event?

[SlowwHand]

I've been wanting to ask this for a long time, and discussion in O.T. made me decide. To Hell with it.
I have to know what the people think about this subject.
Not surprisingly, to people who comptete with me in fantasy sports leagues, I certanily vote a resounding "YES!".

[Grandpa Troll]

Would you be so kind as to define "Dwarf"?

In addition, would these be female or male Dwarfs?

Mutated Dwarfs?

Just trying to support your cause sir Slowwhand

[LordShiva]

If posting invalid polls were an Olympic event, Sloww would win gold

[Asmodean]

I was almost about to abstain, on the grounds that this poll is clearly invalid. But Sloww, you still score for ingenuity, so I voted yes

[Arrian]

Only if the Dwarves yell "Baruk Khazad! Khazad ai-menu!" as they are tossed.

-Arrian

[ColdWizard]

After the dwarf tossing league gets going, there should be a more advanced league of tossing Cowboys fans. They'll need some rusty razor-sharp spikes though.

[SlowwHand]

That was uncalled for, Cold Wizard.

Male or female dwarves. This is an equal opportunity competition. Anything else would be politically incorrect.
Can't have that going on.

Dwarf, by my definition, is any "person" under 5' tall.

[lord of the mark]

super tolkien geek quibble, with Jew stuff thrown in for free

Originally posted by Arrian
Only if the Dwarves yell "Baruk Khazad! Khazad ai-menu!" as they are tossed.

-Arrian

That would be "barak khazad" "axes of the dwarves"

Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves"


I have no witty comments now about the Senator from Illinois, or the Israeli Defense Minister/Labour Party leader.

[Asmodean]

Re: super tolkien geek quibble, with Jew stuff thrown in for free

Originally posted by lord of the mark

Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves"

best........reply.......ever

Edit...in fact, that is sig material

[ColdWizard]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
That was uncalled for, Cold Wizard.

Male or female dwarves. This is an equal opportunity competition. Anything else would be politically incorrect.
Can't have that going on.

Dwarf, by my definition, is any "person" under 5' tall.

Political incorrectness

[Arrian]

Re: super tolkien geek quibble, with Jew stuff thrown in for free

Originally posted by lord of the mark


That would be "barak khazad" "axes of the dwarves"

Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves"


I have no witty comments now about the Senator from Illinois, or the Israeli Defense Minister/Labour Party leader.

Yeah, Barak Khazad. Oops! That's what I get for going from memory. I should've checked the encyclopedia of Arda first.

Axes of the Dwarves! The Dwarves are among you!

-Arrian

p.s. I was recently the best man at a Jewish wedding. Lots of baruks... maybe it just seeped into my brain. Ahhh! Insidious Joos!

[lord of the mark]

Re: Re: super tolkien geek quibble, with Jew stuff thrown in for free

Originally posted by Arrian

Ahhh! Insidious Joos!

Luke, I - AM - YOUR - Father-in-Law - Mwuhaha!!!!!!!

[Arrian]

The Cantor was quite good, but didn't sound anything like James Earl Jones.

-Arrian

[LDiCesare]

Do you know that dwarf tossing is actually illegal in France? A judge decided it was too demeaning for the dwarf. The dwarf who lost his job because of that was quite unhappy.

[SlowwHand]

See how the French are? Once again, they ruin a good time.