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  • SlowwHand
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  • Grandpa Troll
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    Originally posted by SlowwHand
    See how the French are? Once again, they ruin a good time.


    By chance, did anyone catch jay Leno last night?

    Freaking hilarious segment with Dennis Miller

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  • SlowwHand
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    See how the French are? Once again, they ruin a good time.

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  • LDiCesare
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    Do you know that dwarf tossing is actually illegal in France? A judge decided it was too demeaning for the dwarf. The dwarf who lost his job because of that was quite unhappy.

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  • Arrian
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    The Cantor was quite good, but didn't sound anything like James Earl Jones.

    -Arrian

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  • lord of the mark
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    Re: Re: super tolkien geek quibble, with Jew stuff thrown in for free

    Originally posted by Arrian

    Ahhh! Insidious Joos!

    Luke, I - AM - YOUR - Father-in-Law - Mwuhaha!!!!!!!

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  • Arrian
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    Re: super tolkien geek quibble, with Jew stuff thrown in for free

    Originally posted by lord of the mark


    That would be "barak khazad" "axes of the dwarves"

    Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves"


    I have no witty comments now about the Senator from Illinois, or the Israeli Defense Minister/Labour Party leader.


    Yeah, Barak Khazad. Oops! That's what I get for going from memory. I should've checked the encyclopedia of Arda first.

    Axes of the Dwarves! The Dwarves are among you!

    -Arrian

    p.s. I was recently the best man at a Jewish wedding. Lots of baruks... maybe it just seeped into my brain. Ahhh! Insidious Joos!

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  • ColdWizard
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    Originally posted by SlowwHand
    That was uncalled for, Cold Wizard.

    Male or female dwarves. This is an equal opportunity competition. Anything else would be politically incorrect.
    Can't have that going on.

    Dwarf, by my definition, is any "person" under 5' tall.
    Political incorrectness

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  • Asmodean
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    Re: super tolkien geek quibble, with Jew stuff thrown in for free

    Originally posted by lord of the mark

    Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves"


    best........reply.......ever

    Edit...in fact, that is sig material
    Last edited by Asmodean; September 5, 2007, 13:56.

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  • lord of the mark
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    super tolkien geek quibble, with Jew stuff thrown in for free

    Originally posted by Arrian
    Only if the Dwarves yell "Baruk Khazad! Khazad ai-menu!" as they are tossed.

    -Arrian
    That would be "barak khazad" "axes of the dwarves"

    Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves"


    I have no witty comments now about the Senator from Illinois, or the Israeli Defense Minister/Labour Party leader.

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  • SlowwHand
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    That was uncalled for, Cold Wizard.

    Male or female dwarves. This is an equal opportunity competition. Anything else would be politically incorrect.
    Can't have that going on.

    Dwarf, by my definition, is any "person" under 5' tall.

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  • ColdWizard
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    After the dwarf tossing league gets going, there should be a more advanced league of tossing Cowboys fans. They'll need some rusty razor-sharp spikes though.

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  • Arrian
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    Only if the Dwarves yell "Baruk Khazad! Khazad ai-menu!" as they are tossed.

    -Arrian

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  • Asmodean
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    I was almost about to abstain, on the grounds that this poll is clearly invalid. But Sloww, you still score for ingenuity, so I voted yes

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  • LordShiva
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    If posting invalid polls were an Olympic event, Sloww would win gold

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