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  • How will Trump get out of this Iran hassle?

    ...before the midterms? Public multi.
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    Rename Iran
    22.22%
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    Annex Iran
    0%
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    Tax Iran
    0%
    0
    Just pretend it's over
    100.00%
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    Hire Obama to get the old JCPOA back
    0%
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    Negotiate free transit of non-nuclear banana dust thru the Strait of Hormuz
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    0
    Blah

  • #2
    Just declare a new ceasefire every day. It's like a bug in a civ game
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    • -Jrabbit
      -Jrabbit commented
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      Last hard count on "imminent agreement" is 39 times in the first 104 days.

  • #3
    Blame the while thing on Hegseth, say Hegseth was lying to him in order to conduct insider trades, fire him and ignore all further questions.

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    • #4
      What hassle. Like an umbrella he can't close, he can just walk away and deny it was even him.
      One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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      • #5
        It was like that when I got here
        One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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        • #6
          Fool me once shame on me; fool me 38 times, you must be a MAGA voter.
          "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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          • #7
            Why isn't the title for this thread "When will Iran conquer the United States?"
            No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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            • #8
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              I am not delusional! Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go dance with the purple wombat who's playing show-tunes in my coffee cup!
              Rules are like Egg's. They're fun when thrown out the window!
              Difference is irrelevant when dosage is higher than recommended!

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              • #9
                CNN counted the number times Trump declared he had a peace deal.

                Fool me once, shame on you.
                Fool me twice, shame on me.
                Fool me 39 times, I must be the dumbest mother****er on the planet.
                No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                • #10
                  The war is over, we surrendered.
                  No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                  • Uncle Sparky
                    Uncle Sparky commented
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                    Actually, once the text of the agreement tRump just signed is public, yes, you basically surrendered.

                • #11
                  This outcome is terrible in many ways, but mostly for folks in Iran (tho "help is on the way" was hardly a real possiblity, not that it kept Donnie from running his mouth...)

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                  • #12
                    This is the best possible outcome for the United States...under the circumstances. We got our hand slapped, without as many coffins as there could have been.
                    No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                    • #13
                      Originally posted by The Mad Monk View Post
                      This is the best possible outcome for the United States...under the circumstances. We got our hand slapped, without as many coffins as there could have been.
                      lesson for Putin perhaps?

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                      • #14
                        It's too late for him. Maybe a lesson for Xi.
                        No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                        • #15
                          Originally posted by The Mad Monk View Post
                          The war is over, we surrendered.
                          Yes. I called it on something like day 2. You're welcome 🙂
                          "Aha, you must have supported the Iraq war and wear underpants made out of firearms, just like every other American!" Loinburger

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                          • ricketyclik
                            ricketyclik commented
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                            You're clearly a genius. Good looking no doubt too. And humble.
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