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  • #61
    Amazon updates Alexa after AI assistant tells 10-year-old to put penny into electrical plugs

    Keep on Civin'
    RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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    • #62
      10,000 bees join protest in Chile, 7 police officers stung

      https://edition.cnn.com/2022/01/04/a...ntl/index.html
      Blah

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      • #63
        South Carolina woman accused of biting paramedic's groin

        I don't know if she was hungry or horny.
        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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        • #64
          Taliban orders shop owners to remove heads of mannequins
          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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          • #65
            Originally posted by Wezil View Post
            South Carolina woman accused of biting paramedic's groin

            I don't know if she was hungry or horny.
            Keep on Civin'
            RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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            • #66
              Just another day in America but for non-Americans this headline fits the theme of the thread.

              Texas toddler gets gun in car, shoots mother and sibling southwest of Fort Worth
              Last edited by Wezil; January 6, 2022, 12:40.
              "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
              "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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              • #67
                Man Falls In Love With Robot And Hopes To Marry Her

                Some people need to get out more...
                Keep on Civin'
                RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                • #68
                  "Hamilton neighbourhood covered after plant malfunction sends 'beans raining down'"
                  There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                  • #69
                    Goldfish trained to drive cars on land

                    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                    • Uncle Sparky
                      Uncle Sparky commented
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                      The documentary series 'American Dad' covered this 15 years ago.

                    • Wezil
                      Wezil commented
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                      lol, I don't watch American Dad but I'm pretty sure it isn't a documentary.

                      Let me guess - Goldfish driving a car down the street? If they did it right it would be an AMC Pacer.

                    • Uncle Sparky
                      Uncle Sparky commented
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                      Klaus, on 'American Dad' was an East German defector whose brain was transplanted into a goldfish.

                  • #70
                    Pokémon Go: Police fired for chasing Snorlax instead of robbers

                    I am not delusional! Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go dance with the purple wombat who's playing show-tunes in my coffee cup!
                    Rules are like Egg's. They're fun when thrown out the window!
                    Difference is irrelevant when dosage is higher than recommended!

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                    • #71
                      Maybe it was a criminal Snorlax
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                      • #72
                        A man's failure to tip a bartender led to his arrest in the burning of a Key West, Florida, landmark buoy.

                        Keep on Civin'
                        RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                        • #73
                          850-pound pot brownie brings new meaning to "getting baked"
                          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                          • Ming
                            Ming commented
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                            Sign me up...

                        • #74
                          You can't make this kind of stuff up...

                          Animal Sacrifice Sees Drunk Priest Allegedly Behead Man Instead of Goat
                          Keep on Civin'
                          RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                          • Wezil
                            Wezil commented
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                            Oops! I hate it when that happens.

                        • #75
                          Czech singer dies after getting Covid deliberately

                          She wanted to get "immunity".. I guess it worked as she'll never get Covid again.
                          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                          • Ming
                            Ming commented
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                            Darwin in action...

                          • Wezil
                            Wezil commented
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                            It is some kind of stupid to deliberately seek out a deadly contagious disease.

                            I can understand not getting vaxxed and hoping to avoid the virus (still stupid but I at least get where they are coming from) but this woman took the game to the next level.
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