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  • #16
    Do you need me to correct the thread title to "Homoerotic Heroes"?
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    • #17
      Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny View Post
      I'd love to know the mental processes behind linking Homer's most cunning hero with Kid.

      If really had to match Kid with something Homeric, it would probably be an oar.
      If I may attempt to speak for Bebro, it's because I'm a hero but my enemies charge me as a villanous falsifier.
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      • #18
        Originally posted by MikeH View Post
        Do you need me to correct the thread title to "Homoerotic Heroes"?
        It would probably be better to correct all thread titles to something with "Homoerotic Heroes" since that seems to be the most popular topic right now
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        • #19
          Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
          If I may attempt to speak for Bebro(...)
          Better not.
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          • #20
            Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
            If I may attempt to speak for Bebro, it's because I'm a hero but my enemies charge me as a villanous falsifier.
            Even if that were true, I'm still not sure how that's a description of Odysseus.
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            • #21
              If he can't even read the Bible then he can hardly be expected to read the Illiad/Odyssey
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              • #22
                Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                Even if that were true, I'm still not sure how that's a description of Odysseus.
                While likely unable to read the Illiad/Odyssey he is capable of google fu and wiki.

                "Homer's Iliad and Odyssey portrayed Odysseus as a culture hero, but the Romans, who believed themselves the scions of Prince Aeneas of Troy, considered him a villainous falsifier ."
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                • #23
                  Hah! Interesting. But unless Odysseus possessed some means of time travel, the Romans were not his enemies.
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                  • #24
                    pish posh Temporal coherence. Romans only wished they met up with Odysseus, then they could have trampled him with their wooly mammoth mounts.
                    "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Ogie Oglethorpe View Post
                      While likely unable to read the Illiad/Odyssey he is capable of google fu and wiki.
                      That would also explain the suspicious absence of spelling and grammatical errors in his post
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                      • #26
                        No, he actually still spelled villainous wrong. Another thing I've noticed him do is insert typos into my posts when he quotes them. It's the damnedest thing.
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                        • #27
                          Maybe he types out all quotes by hand, since the quote button or cntl-c + cntl-v are too complicated.
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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                            No, he actually still spelled villainous wrong. Another thing I've noticed him do is insert typos into my posts when he quotes them. It's the damnedest thing.
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                            • #29
                              Homoerotic heroes? Would that make Kid and Ben the Ambiguously Gay Duo?
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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by loinburger View Post
                                I thought you were serious - I mean, the dude somehow got lost in the Aegean Sea for twenty years, which is at the Moses level of direction impairment


                                Odysseus spent most of his odyssey tooling around non-Aegean parts of the Mediterranean Sea.

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