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  • Day four of not smoking...

    And I'm ready to chew my arm off. I'm downing shots of whiskey and hoping that makes me forget but, damn it to hell, I want a camel!
    Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

  • #2
    It shows.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #3
      Keep at it. Don't give up! Glad to hear you are trying to quit.
      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
      ){ :|:& };:

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      • #4
        hang in there, chew the gum instead

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        • #5
          But but but, if you stop smoking how can you be a hipster?
          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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          • #6
            Asher, if there is any thread in which you should try be helpful and not troll, it is this one.
            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
            ){ :|:& };:

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            • #7
              Smokers are a great revenue stream for taxes, and it means less competition for retirement homes when I'm old.
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Asher View Post
                But but but, if you stop smoking how can you be a hipster?
                God damn it, you will be the first against the wall when I rule the world.
                Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                • #9
                  I don't think Asher will be concerned.
                  Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                  Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                  We've got both kinds

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Oerdin View Post
                    God damn it, you will be the first against the wall when I rule the world.
                    Is this a gay thing?
                    Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                    • #11
                      If you're struggling, go for a run.

                      Alternatively, have a rubber band around your wrist and give yourself a stinging slap with it every time you start craving.
                      The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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                      • #12
                        I found having an orange juice helped with cravings.

                        I had read something that said something in the orange juice could help reduce cravings... whether it was genuinely that or just a placebo or something to keep me occupied, I couldn't tell you.
                        Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                        Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                        We've got both kinds

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                        • #13
                          Think of it as a paper dick that you suck on.

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                          • #14
                            I'm starting to wonder if posting on poly is his way of stopping the cravings. Like every time he wants a cigarette he just posts a new ****ing thread on poly.

                            Given the number of threads he's posted, he must smoke like a chimney.
                            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                            ){ :|:& };:

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Docfeelgood View Post
                              Think of it as a paper dick that you suck on.
                              I thought we were trying to get him to quit?
                              Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                              Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                              We've got both kinds

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