Times Are Tough for Gold-diggers too

[Grandpa Troll]

Those women are a disgrace. It's because of feminine independence issues that I decided to become a lawyer and be the "pile of money" myself. That way if my future goldmine runs out I'll still have some to live off of.

But you have the total package, beauty,brains, stash of cash in the batcave, seaport that ships yearn to dock and unload in, and your a funny,entertaining and engaging sort......

My lawd, you go gurl

[Alinestra Covelia]

Batcave, that made me thing bat's wings. Which as I'm sure you agree are a completely different kettle of fish altogether.

The biggest problem is I don't actually have any income. My 2008 tax return should be interesting - I can just write "-0-" in every field and then start dittoing. But hopefully :rises up with finger in air: one day soon I'll be in the lawyering business and I can do Great Philanthropic Things with my money.

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Like paying off my student loans >_<

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Anyway, I'm off to tap some ron. You're still very welcome to join me, if your wrist is healed enough to give it a whirl.