How many nipples do donkeys have?

[Provost Harrison]

Donkeys clearly have 3i nipples...

[onodera]

Originally posted by Blake
The democratic council of Apolyton has decided, Donkey's officially have 5 nipples!

That's why democracy is useless without a good education system! The more you're taught in school, the better.

[Kidicious]

Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
How many licks does it take to get to the milky center of a donkey's nipple?

You'll never get it like that.

[Riesstiu IV]

How many licks does it take to get to the milky center of a donkey's nipple?

[Blake]

Originally posted by Timexwatch
The proper answer is: "Never enough"

... do I want to know what you do with donkeys?

[Timexwatch]

The proper answer is: "Never enough"

[Kidicious]

I like just having 2 myself, but then it's not that important too me.

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Blake


Omg four is too few nipples?!

Triplets.

[Kidicious]

I think it's 8, but no one else does.

[Blake]

The democratic council of Apolyton has decided, Donkey's officially have 5 nipples!


Also while looking up the REAL number of teats a donkey has (we can presume 2, the same as mares), I ended up randomly pursuing the topic of milking cats (as one does), this blog post was pretty damn funny .

[Krill]

Probably 2, because I thought that was the exected litter size for a donkey...

[Blake]

Originally posted by Xorbon
I think the more important question is "What is the nipples-per-square-inch (NSI) for a donkey?"

But the surface area of a donkey varies, so it would be an average or expected nippes-per-square-inch, either ANSI or ENSI.

[Xorbon]

I think the more important question is "What is the nipples-per-square-inch (NSI) for a donkey?"

[onodera]

Horses have 2 nipples. I guess donkeys have 2 as well.

[Riesstiu IV]

Voted lucky number 7.