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"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
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Heads rule, others drool!
If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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Some of the heads drool too.Originally posted by GePap
Heads rule, others drool!
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark TwainComment
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nostrils are a part of the head, dumbass.Originally posted by Heresson
nor nostrils
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Seeing as LOTM hasn't done his job yet, allow me to intervene--
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Walking down the street
Something caught my eye
A growing epidemic that really ain't fly
This middle aged lady
I gotta be blunt
Her spandex biker shorts were creeping up the front
I can see her uterus
Her pants were too tight
She musn't own panties
There were none in sight
She walked right by
The poor woman didn't know
She had a frontal wedgie
A camel toe
mmhhh that's right uh huh oh no! fix yourself girl you gotta camel toe
mmhhh that's right uh huh oh no! fix yourself girl you gotta camel toe
Girl that gotta hurt
Take some time and adjust
Can't you see people staring and making a fuss
Cannot believe my eyes
Had to take a second glance
Is your crotch hungry girl cuz it's eating your pants
Do you enjoy the commotion and attention it brings
The only lips I wanna see are the ones that sing
And public putting on an x-rated show
Grossin' people out with your camel toe
mmhhh that's right uh huh oh no! fix yourself girl you gotta camel toe
mmhhh that's right uh huh oh no! fix yourself girl you gotta camel toe
First day of spring
By the looks of things
These girls have forgot how to dress
A little too quick ram pull them shorts
And it's causing me much distress
Whomp there it is yall right in the front
Everybody come and get a good look
I can see everything through the panty cling
Every cranny and every nook
Better check yo pants
Before you step outside check the area that's pubic
Or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch
All twisted up like rubic
Take words of advice
It's not very nice
When they put cha all up in the no
Girls don't sleep
Don't let chur pants creep
Watch out for the camel toe
mmhhh that's right uh huh oh no! fix yourself girl you gotta camel toe
mmhhh that's right uh huh oh no! fix yourself girl you gotta camel toe
Rip it out rip it out
Rip it out rip it out
Rip it out rip it out
Rip it out rip it out
Rip it out rip it out-Fading
Rip it out rip it out-Fading"You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James NapierComment
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ahh yes, that was my best avatarOriginally posted by Perfection
because Ming doesn't allow tits.
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