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  • appleciders
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    Just Foolish, it looks like, because Micha never asked to get back into the game. I'll update in three days regardless.

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  • bipolarbear
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    So who is slacking on orders?

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  • General Ludd
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    It's no joke. THE GNOMES ARE COMING FOR YOU!!!

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  • bipolarbear
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    Oh wacky comrade Taccy!

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  • appleciders
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    If you don't like it, complain elsewhere. We're having fun.

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  • Nubclear
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    This has got to be a joke

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  • General Ludd
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    North east, on the east side.

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  • bipolarbear
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    Which edge?

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  • General Ludd
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    On the edge of the flower patch.

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  • appleciders
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    Ludd, where do you want it? The Nomads, as their name implies, are mobile. You're currently in the vicinity of the P.O.W.A.R.S., though not in the trees.
    Last edited by appleciders; June 25, 2007, 22:55.

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  • bipolarbear
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    The emissar would be more than delighted to expand the cultural horizons of the POWAR people.

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  • General Ludd
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    The Nomads will not be engaging in any political discussion untill the new warlord has been chosen. The emissar from the POWARS is invited to watch the tournment, if he so chooses.

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  • bipolarbear
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    Orders
    1 gnome emissary, bearing gifts of acorn honey paste shall be sent to the Nomads to propose a trade for their valuable technology of grass weaving. The POWARS would like to lower their gravity related fatalities, and grass nets are a very attractive technology in this respect.

    1 gnome emissary bearing gifts of acorn honey paste shall be sent to Laketown to propose a trade for their valuable technology of rope making. Ropes would enable us to more efficiently move between branches, and even up and down the base of the tree.

    4 gnomes shall spend their week reconstructing the fences along the plummet prone areas of Gnew York while accounting for, though by no means counting on the possibility of the future integration of rope and grass weaving technologies.

    2 gnomes will begin planning and attempting to create, from acorn shells, effective helmets (shellmets) which protect the POWAR head but do not restrict vision, peripheral etc, or breathing.

    4 gnomes shall work with the few remaining elders and beesmen to redevelop a safe and effective method for capturing, taming, and managing a large fleet of bees.

    48 Gnomes will spend their week carefully gathering acorns and honey to stockpile. Pregnant gnomes will only be allowed to partake in acorn gathering of the least deadly manner in order to spur population growth.

    20 gnomes will undergo training to become erudite twig gnomes of the highest order. The ten most capable of which will be additionally trained in the usage of sapping technologies, thus creating a new dual purpose unit who's primary function will be that of sapper. A Super Sapper so to speak. Edit: Actually, let's call them Twigsaps.

    1 gnome will be employed as the president, vice president, new initiate, and janitor of the POWAR glee club. S/he will spend the week encouraging POWARS of all classes, shapes, and sizes to work hard and happily for the good of the people. S/he will be in charge of distributing the special gift of a small cup of the shaman's mystic brew to those who have done exceptionally well in their work for the collective (hopefully prompting "brew goggles" amongst the most capable, encouraging them to breed with each other, and ideally strengthening the genetic stock of the POWAR people).

    1 gnome will be employed as the city nymph encouraging all to consensually mate with their favored STD free gnome of the opposite gender (though if you want to go for the same gender that's ok too). Essentially this is the same as the POWAR glee club, but with a very lewd and lascivious twist.
    Last edited by bipolarbear; June 25, 2007, 08:59.

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  • General Ludd
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    Where is the nomad camp on the map?

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  • Gamecube64
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    Returning to the Twin Lakes was not an easy feat for these gnomes, for the glory that had once stood on the pristine banks were hollow husks of their former selves. Even worse, their ancient enemies had once more taken residence near the eastern barbecue. Such is a threat that no gnome should have to face.

    In these obstacles the King of the Twin Lakes found answers. A group of 30 gnomes would be sent off to recover arts of the past: The spearing and smoking of fish. 10 more gnomes will work the bush for materials. 40 gnomes shall restore the Barracks/Watchtower and storeroom to their former glory.

    The military will train 12 gnomes to be slingers and the remaining 8 to be spear gnomes. The current military shall be ever vigilant and never let their watch fail, lest a scourge of the past is to be found once more...

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