mrmitchell's NES: Tough Times

[Micha]

Still, I don´t see why an all Central American Alliance would be joined by Sweden or Ireland. Especially because some of us are working hard to roleplay everything out, it is just not fair...

So as the moderator you say everything´s fine till now?

[mrmitchell]

OOC:
Thank God he's playing Mexico, and not the MFA. So it doesn't matter as much. If he just tells Norway "WOuld you like to become Mexican?" and says they say "Yes", THAT'S fishy. But at least it's a step removed.

[Nubclear]

CHINA to GERMANY:
Would you like to join the great Chinese state?
GERMANY to CHINA: Of course!

CHINA to FRANCE:
Would you like to join the great Chinese state?
FRANCE to CHINA:
Of course!

CHINA to the WORLD:
Would you like to join the great Chinese state?
WORLD to CHINA:
Of course!

China wins! Game over.

[Micha]

OOC:
Is it allowed to determine the behaviour of NPCs oneself? I am referring to the rapid expansion of the MFA. I thought the moderator plays all NPCs to avoid godmodding...

I mean it´s not fair to write things like "I asked a whole continent to join my alliance and it agreed".

No offence, bipolarbear, it´s just a general question that needs clarification.

[Micha]

Originally posted by mrmitchell
Agreed.

Unless Germany expands until it borders China or something.

That gives me ideas...

[mrmitchell]

Agreed.

Unless Germany expands until it borders China or something.

[Micha]

Originally posted by mrmitchell
France to Germany

Alsace-Loraine is FRENCH. We own it. We will not beg you and pay you to let us have it.

The thing is that we´re negotiation about the return of Alsace-Lorraine, and went to the stage when we said it may remain French if France helps us regaining our Eastern territories instead.

However, if it lets you believe that we're doing so, we will sign a permanent NAP and will follow our libel laws stricter when German articles are published. No longer will the newspapers say that Germans have the ability to turn their necks 180 degrees and spit out fireballs.

So you won´t actively help us in the east? Fine. So the following will happen:

• Germany drops its claims on Alsace-Lorraine
• France declares its neutrality related to German affairs, e.g. it will not use German expansion to the east to declare war on Germany (or to make third parties declare war)
• France will stop anti-German propaganda through major media companies
• France and Germany sign a NAP
• Should one of the above points be violated by France, the whole treaty becomes obsolete

Agreed?

[mrmitchell]

We agree with all the other MFA compromises, EXCEPT that we ask for clarification on this one:

1: Stop all military action, to prevent complications from arising

We don't use our military at all? We disband it?

France will agree to freeze its military growth (if Germany does).

[mrmitchell]

France to Germany

While an "ignore" is still appreciated, it would have to be backed up by a permanent non-aggression pact and a more friendly representation of our country in French media to be worth dropping claims on Alsace-Lorraine...

Alsace-Loraine is FRENCH. We own it. We will not beg you and pay you to let us have it.

However, if it lets you believe that we're doing so, we will sign a permanent NAP and will follow our libel laws stricter when German articles are published. No longer will the newspapers say that Germans have the ability to turn their necks 180 degrees and spit out fireballs.

[Micha]

Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar
CHINA to GERMANY (Secret):
Completly annex Poland. Please.

(secret) With pleasure, but it might be hard to avoid another world war doing so

[Nubclear]

CHINA to GERMANY (Secret):
Completly annex Poland. Please.

[Micha]

Originally posted by foolish_icarus
Russia to Germany :
We have looked into the possibility, and we hope that your friendly gesture in return is understanding that we cannot abandon even the smallest parcel of land without the citizen inhabitants' support.

Then, since you control the local media, we ask you to supply your "citizen inhabitants" with the information given by us as well.
Though we understand the general principle of not "abandoning" land, you surely understand the special situation this is. It´s not abandoning your heartland, it´s returning the former German capital to Germany... And since you would be paid generously, it´s a win for the Russian country.
Please reconsider your decision.

Germany to China (SECRET)

Many thanks for the support you´re offering us! Don´t exaggerate too much though, we don´t want it to look like blackmail...
Can we do anything for you in return?

[Nubclear]

INDEPENDANT CHINESE NEWS AGENCY to the CHINESE PEOPLE:
Would you support the liberation of Siberia from the Russian opressors?

RESULTS:
Yes: 70%
No: 10%
UNSURE: 20%

CHINA to RUSSIA:
Have you read your latest "INDEPENDANT CHINESE NEWS AGENCY" today?

[foolish_icarus]

Russia to Germany :

We have looked into the possibility, and we hope that your friendly gesture in return is understanding that we cannot abandon even the smallest parcel of land without the citizen inhabitants' support.

[Nubclear]

CHINA to RUSSIA:
Perhaps you should give Kaliningrad to Germany.
In other news, there are now many Chinese in Siberia! Would it not be most unfortunate if they were to stage a pro-China revolt?