staznes Apolyton II: The Current World

[Nubclear]

GOD: Are you some kinda pink liberal anti-american traitor terrorist or something?

[erz87]

Comrade have no worries about this war...
When I join the game you will have somthing else to worry about lol... well you will see very soon what I mean...

[Methril]

COMRADE: In RL, im a far-right conservative who doesnt associate with the Republican Party because thier too lefist.

[erz87]

rethinking about it, I'm not going to join

[naervod]

ORDERS:

After nuclear attacks. Bomb remaining cities with warplanes and use security force to occupy the cities. Organize Hamas, Islamic Jihad, and Palestinian Liberation Army into a paramilitary group, the Islamic Revolutionary Army. They are to attack surviving Israeli military installations. After Israel is dealt with by Palestinain security forces, terrorists, and US nukes, take over their land, set up a government in Bethlehem. Expel all Jews from Palestine and allow Muslims to immigrate in.

[naervod]

Also, are the nations templates updated because according to that, I have no planes, when in reality, Libya sent me some.

[Jack_www]

To Nation of Isreal:
We are in similar straigts with the United States attacking both our nations. IF somehow the Peoples Republic of China surives the lattest attacks we are more than happy to sell you arms and defend you against the United States.

[Jamski]

The Pope address the other 15 EU states :

Brothers and sisters, shall we stand idly by while the USA destroys the cradle of civilistation?

The Pope reminds Britain, Germany and France that they swore in 1949 to defend the State of Israel, (secret)and calls on the nuclear powers of Europe to retaliate(/secret)

-Jam

[Nubclear]

Originally posted by Jamski
The Pope address the other 15 EU states :

Brothers and sisters, shall we stand idly by while the USA destroys the cradle of civilistation?

The Pope reminds Britain, Germany and France that they swore in 1949 to defend the State of Israel, (secret)and calls on the nuclear powers of Europe to retaliate(/secret)

-Jam

The US would like to remind the EU that it still has, oh, 10,000 nukes left.
The US would also like to tell the pope that if he doesnt quit, he will soon see his maker!!! (Audience groans)

[foolish_icarus]

Suddenly...
Right in the midst of all the bloodshed that was about to occur, as war raged and nukes were launched, time seemed to stand still. Hostilities ceased, the ICBMs hung suspended in air, nothing happened. For a single day, all over the world people merely stayed at home or religious institutions, wondering what was going on, not comprehending the silence. Then, at the announcement from Iran's premier religious leader, that this was a gift from Allah, a reprieve for millions of lives, all of Iran burst into joy and festivity. This has also been accompanied by prayer, fast, and religous meditation, but when the sun goes down the uncontainable happiness of the people is revealed. Even as the festivities continue, all the warring seems to have stopped in mid action. True, all other activities of trade and construction have been ceased as well, but that has not put a damper on spirits as people revel on into the seemingly endless limbo time.

[Jamski]

God and Allah sat down together...

Now if we could only have got Jesus to keep his mouth shut...

-Jam

[Methril]

ok, really update today (slipped my mind, and when i remembered it, the day was nearly over)

[Nubclear]

Originally posted by Methril
ok, really update today

Riiiiiiiiiiight

[Nubclear]

BREAKING NEWS:

Goodbye world.

ACTIONS:

The United States now unleashes its entire nuclear arsenal on the planet, eliminating all life 7 times over.
All because God wouldn't post that update.

[foolish_icarus]

You silly infidels.

Don't you understand? What you interpret as neglect was really because Allah had already lifted the righteous off into paradise, leaving you unworthies untended to destroy yourselves. Allah's will.

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