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  • foolish_icarus
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    Russia to Germany :

    Agreed. We will begin the transfer as outlined.

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  • bipolarbear
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    Oh, by the way, the file is another picture of the diplomatic genius, Morgan Freeman. Its not a virus or anything nasty like that.

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  • bipolarbear
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    Ya, I think I heard it on the History channel. Its not important, what is important though is...

    Mexico News!!! Fun for the whole family, OR ELSE!

    Mexico has cut a majority of its funding to the space prgram, which means that the deck and pool which were being built fot the backyard of the shack will have to be put on the "wish list" until next year.
    Mexico to France
    So we were going to have a meeting or something? The MFA would like to again send Morgan Freman as keynote speaker. Just look at that face. He just eminates peace. How could you not love this guy?(answer: you're a white supremacist)

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  • Nylan-Nolan
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    Hmm...always thought it was the other way around...oh well. You can't rely on old war movies for anything

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  • bipolarbear
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    I think defcon 4 is actually the second lowest setting, and defcon 1 is the highest. Not to be snooty or anything.

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  • Nylan-Nolan
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    LOL, I think tapioca should be like defcon 4 or something! Very dangerous stuff

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  • bipolarbear
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    Mexico to ISA
    A rebellion is the best excuse for a war, you know.
    Yes, we know. Cuba knows too.

    Mexico to world
    We aren't becoming paranoid of any specific nations actions. We stopped training the citizens, after all, that could lead to a revolt. But we are just creating a safe society for our citizens. We have lowered our "Yogurt Flavor of the Month terror alert level" to "tapioca" as compared to the "Creamy Tangerine" that it was at last month.

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  • Nylan-Nolan
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    ISA to France:
    That would be much appreciated
    ISA to Mexico:
    Please do not panic. We have no plans to invade you (as has been stated several times) we only shall attack those who threaten us and/or really annoy us (like the Canadian Mountees). After all, we haven't even touched Utah, and they rebelled from our glorious nation. A rebellion is the best excuse for a war, you know.

    ISA to China and Germany (secret):
    I'm afraid that I am unsure what to do. Should I just attack? Or demand tribute? Or maybe leave them alone until there are no white countries on the map? Advice to your freind, the ISA, would be mutch appreciated.

    (/secret)

    Sooo...when is the meeting/party?

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  • mrmitchell
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    France News
    France wishes for peace, not war. Knowing our good relations with both Mexico, and America, perhaps we could negotiate an agreement.

    France to ISA
    Mexico's fear is not unfounded. Their previously friendly northern neighbor has turned dictatorial and captured (almost!) all of Canada.

    France to Mexico
    You shouldn't become overparanoid of the ISA's actions. We will attempt to set up a meeting so you guys can have more communication.

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  • bipolarbear
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    ooc: oh well, it did when i tried ii. It's nothing important, just rumsfeld caught lying.

    Mexico to ISA:
    A maginoit line is not conclusive evidence for a Mexican invasion of the ISA. Mainly, becasue a Maginot line is not mobile. It's kind of hard to invade a country, unless you can actully move your firepower INTO that country.
    Mexico is not antagonizing. We are looking out for our own personal good. When a much more powerful country to our north is forming alliances with a country that we have had problems with in the past, then we tend to get nervous.
    There is peace at the southern border. The only way that peace wil cease, is if Mexico happens to obtain any information that shows beyond any doubt that the ISA, possibly with aid from, or along with China, is planning to invade Mexico.
    The spy/assasin AEon Flux that may or may not exist, might possibly have been demoted to spy status, maybe.
    The MFA seeks only peace, and will try to keep war from ahppening at all reasonable costs.

    Mexico NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Mexican officials are investing all of the magnificient country's resources into all defensive systems. The media, has ben instructing the citizens of Mexico in basic techniques, as to how to defend, and protect themselves in case of an invasion, or bombing.
    Bomb shelters strong enough to outlast multiple nuclear strikes are being built. The country is preparing for even the worst of biological attacks. Anti-aircraft turrets have been placed on top of many building is cities. The police force has become an extension of the military. The workers in the work camps, basicaly everybody who isn't rich(even more basically he majority of the country), are being educated in how to defend their marvelous country against any foriegn threat.

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  • Nylan-Nolan
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    OOC:
    bipolarbear, your link doesn't work

    IC:
    ISA to Mexico:
    Why would the MFA give you help against an "invasion" that hasn't happened? Iv'e got my hands full with accuisition of northern lands (mind you, I DON'T mean quebec). A peaceful southern border would be just perfect right now. If anyone is planning to invade, it's YOU. Your Maginot line offends many Imperials. If you want to "protect" your country, why do you antagonize us so much?

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  • Nubclear
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    CHINA to MEXICO:
    We have no plans to invade you.

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  • bipolarbear
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    The Morgan Freeman Alliance news
    Apparently, The kid of the ambassador of Colombia got ahold of a couple members cell phones, and all of a sudden we have allied under the name of Mexico. That would never happen . What is happening though, is massive aid is being sent, and pledged to Mexico involving their pending invasion by the two @#$%^&s(China and USA)
    All immigration between the @#$%^& countries, and Mexico has ceased. Mexico may or may no have spies in these countries, who are attempting to destroy the leaders of these countries, and their plans. One of these assasins may or may not be named AEon Flux(This is kind of a complicated allusion if you don't get it, don't worry.)

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  • bipolarbear
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    OOC: sorry about the accusations, I could just have a creative imagination, and a lot of homework to not do, so I get lots of weird ideas.

    [QUOTE]
    ISA to Mexico:

    IS THAT A THREAT!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?[QUOTE/]
    Is waht a threat? Mexico denies ever knowing, or having known about any actions, that could have been possibly miscontrued as a threat. Our current statement bears no resemblance to this videoclip.
    http://www.moveon.org/censure/caughtonvideo/

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  • bipolarbear
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    Mexico denies that the expansion ever occured.

    OOC: I wasn't really gonma go through with that anyways. That's a little too unrealistic even for me.

    The Morgan Freeman Alliance has cut all previous tie that never officially occured between them and a supposed, so-called "sub-saharn-africa".

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