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  • New Anti-Drug Ad Admits Complicity in Terrorism

    Well...almost...

    The series of anti-drug ads portraying two guys sitting around talking about drug money and terrorism has ventured into new territory. In the ads, one guy continually seeks to rationalise drug use inspite of the alleged connection to the funding of terrorism while his buddy keeps shooting down his arguments. So now the first guy says, "change the law" - i.e., legalise drugs. And his buddy's response? So, you want heroin and cocaine sold at the local mini-mart? To which the first guy says that may not be such a good idea.

    Apparently it's a better idea to have cocaine and heroin sold on innumerable street corners by pushers and heavily armed gangs. Apparently it's better to create a massive black market in drugs with the accompanying violence not seen since the days of alcohol prohibition. Apparently it's better to provide job opportunites for youngsters in the drug trade while juvenile crime continues to skyrocket continuing the trend from the mid 80's when the drug war pushers so wisely began increasing penalties for adults involved with dealing drugs.

    But what the new ad doesn't spell out, although the implication is clear to anyone with a functioning brain, is that the drug war pushers have almost admitted the pact they've made with the devil - to prevent cocaine and heroin being sold at the mini-mart, they've decided to create a black market in drugs resulting in the possible funding of terrorism. In other words, they'd rather create a funding mechanism for terrorists than have drugs sold at the mini-mart even though the drugs are being sold on the streets anyway. What's worse? That these hypcrites think we're too stupid to see what they've done or that millions of Americans are as stupid as they think?

  • #2
    Those ads are totally retarded. I agree

    Hey I just helped out a terrorist today. I gave Mike a $20!
    :-p

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    • #3
      Personally, I liked the "This is your brain on drugs" ad better. These new ads are just crap.
      I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
      For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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      • #4
        *applaus berzerker*

        DD: if they were smart they'd dredge up any studies on negative impact of drugs on sexual performance and whatnot, people tend to care more about that than their brains.
        Stop Quoting Ben

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        • #5
          I dont like cigarette ads are either. They're biased. They try to make choices for you instead of presenting "the truth" as they call their retarded campaign.

          But oh well its negated by the false image of cigarette being cool and all that so both propaganda on each side neatly cancels it out
          :-p

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          • #6
            I think you're onto something, Boshko.
            I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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            • #7
              Dont mind me, Ill be afk for the "round 2"..

              I love this apartment. Its got a large balacony and all.. the works!

              Go terrorism!
              :-p

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              • #8
                That was the reason Bill Maher gave for giving up cigarettes - sexual virility. But if I could afford an ad, I'd put up this simple graph:



                And end the commercial with: the drug war has doubled the homicide rate, do you feel safer now?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Boshko
                  if they were smart they'd dredge up any studies on negative impact of drugs on sexual performance and whatnot, people tend to care more about that than their brains.
                  Snap to it Ming!
                  I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                  For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                  • #10
                    I think you're onto something, Boshko.
                    *holds up one of those long blow-up balloons, fully inflated*
                    "This is your ****."
                    *lets go of balloon, it shoots across the room as the air goes out*
                    *reaches down to grab now uninflated blow-up balloon*
                    "This is your **** on drugs."
                    Stop Quoting Ben

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                    • #11
                      Your reasoning is quite faulty Berzerker. The supporters of the "war on drugs" haven't admitted to deciding to create a black market for drugs at all. It's the people who prey on human misery who have done that. The people who support the "war on drugs" would like to eliminate both the use of illegal substances and the black market.
                      "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                      • #12
                        The supporters of the "war on drugs" haven't admitted to deciding to create a black market for drugs at all.
                        But they did create the black market, that's what banning popular products always does.
                        Stop Quoting Ben

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
                          The people who support the "war on drugs" would like to eliminate both the use of illegal substances and the black market.
                          Well if thats the case, call me Mr. Terrorist.
                          :-p

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by DinoDoc
                            Personally, I liked the "This is your brain on drugs" ad better. These new ads are just crap.
                            Those were classic. Other good ones:

                            1) Father confronts kid. "Where did you get this stuff? Who taught you how to do this?"

                            "I LEARNED BY WATCHING YOU ALRIGHT! I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!!!"

                            2) Guy walking around in a circle. "I work hard. So I can make more money. So I can do more coke. So I can work harder. To make more money. So I can do more coke. So I can work harder. To make more money..."
                            We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Boshko


                              *holds up one of those long blow-up balloons, fully inflated*
                              "This is your ****."
                              *lets go of balloon, it shoots across the room as the air goes out*
                              *reaches down to grab now uninflated blow-up balloon*
                              "This is your **** on drugs."
                              Drug doesnt shrink ur wee wee. That's just a scary tale told by health teachers to get losers not to do drugs.

                              Ony thing I can think of on top of my head is steroids
                              :-p

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