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  • Where is Saddam Hussein?

    I think most people ponder this from time to time. Will they get him alive, have they already got him, will he be operating a launderette in North Dakota anytime soon?

    So what do you think?

    I think it's most likely he's alive, hiding out somewhere in Iraq outside of Baghdad. However, there's a good chance one of his doubles is dead.
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    He's dead, coalition hasn't confirmed
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    He's dead, coalition has confirmed, but keeping it secret
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    He's alive, in Baghdad
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    He's alive, in Baghdad, Russian Embassy to be exact
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    He's alive, elsewhere in Iraq
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    He's alive, in Syria
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    He's alive, elsewhere in the region
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    He's alive, in Russia
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    He's alive, already captured by the coalition
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    He's alive, way up in banana tree
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  • #2
    He is alive, in Russia. Yesterday I saw him in super market buying food.

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    • #3
      He is???!!! Great!!! Let's bomb Russia
      Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
      Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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      • #4
        On a camping trip with Osama.
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • #5
          He's in Syria. Really.
          urgh.NSFW

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          • #6
            There he is. See? Right next to Waldo.
            "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Azazel
              He's in Syria. Really.
              Let me guess. After Yanks will bomb Syria, you'll say that both leadership of Iraq and leadership of Syria escaped to Iran. And so on, right?

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              • #8
                He got stuck in a traffic jam yesterday during the great Easter holiday rush, but he's now sat on a Norfolk beach enjoying the unseasonal warmth.
                "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

                Eyewerks - you know you want to visit. No really, you do. Go on, click me.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Serb
                  Let me guess. After Yanks will bomb Syria, you'll say that both leadership of Iraq and leadership of Syria escaped to Iran. And so on, right?
                  If you keep this up, Saddam's going to go to Siberia next.
                  "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                  Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                  • #10
                    Thanks Asher. Russki boy doesn't know who is he messing with.
                    urgh.NSFW

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                    • #11
                      He's either dead or visiting Osama Bin Laden in Huston, Texas.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Asher

                        If you keep this up, Saddam's going to go to Siberia next.
                        I told you, he is already here. Come and get him if you have balls.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Azazel
                          Thanks Asher. Russki boy doesn't know who is he messing with.
                          You mean yourself, Saddam or Asher?

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                          • #14
                            Why should they? One would think that living in Russia is a punishment big enough for his crimes.
                            urgh.NSFW

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                            • #15
                              Let's try and keep this on topic, eh?

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