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  • Originally posted by Ted Striker
    Tell that to someone considering doing it. I'm sure you will help sway their decision.

    I wouldn't tell that to someone, I'm not an idiot.

    ACK!
    Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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    • ..
      Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh

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      • Lets show them this image instead. Say how much press they will get.
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        Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh

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        • Ted Striker
          http://monkspider.blogspot.com/

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          • Originally posted by DRoseDARs
            If I receive a draft notice in the next four years, I won't have any options left...
            If you just moved to Canada now you wouldn't have to worry about it.

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            • Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
              If I receive a draft notice in the next four years, I won't have any options left...


              Except telling them you're gay...

              And Ted...

              I know converts are the most extreme in their views, but you're just embarassing yourself now.
              IF the draft comes, I imagine quite a few people will play the gay card considering the Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy that has been put in place since the last time the draft was used. As such, playing the gay card might not work due to over-use.
              The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

              The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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              • Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat


                Cut your right index finger off at the knuckle.
                You'll need to explain that one to me.

                Or, tell, even if they don't ask.
                Read my previous post.
                The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                • Originally posted by DRoseDARs


                  You'll need to explain that one to me.
                  Trigger finger
                  Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh

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                  • Originally posted by GhengisFarb

                    If you just moved to Canada now you wouldn't have to worry about it.
                    As I've stated elsewhere, if the opportunity arises I'll take it, but as it is I have no means of doing so on my own.
                    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                    The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                    • Originally posted by Sprayber


                      Trigger finger
                      Oh, well actually I was think more along the lines of slitting my throat and spraying everyone nearby with my blood. Burning myself alive would be too painful and might cause more extensive damage and blowing my brains out would end it too quickly to maximize the trauma witnesses would experience.

                      The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                      The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                      • Originally posted by DRoseDARs


                        As I've stated elsewhere, if the opportunity arises I'll take it, but as it is I have no means of doing so on my own.
                        Here you go.

                        We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                        • I want to live among Canadians, not marry one. They talk funny, and that might get obnoxious during sex.
                          The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                          The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                          • He may have left no note on purpose, to be ambiguous. That tends to get people thinking and talking about multiple issues, as opposed to one.

                            It was stupid, though. Best to live and kill your enemies.
                            I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                            I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                            • Originally posted by DRoseDARs
                              I want to live among Canadians, not marry one. They talk funny, and that might get obnoxious during sex.
                              We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                              • Originally posted by Theben
                                He may have left no note on purpose, to be ambiguous. That tends to get people thinking and talking about multiple issues, as opposed to one.

                                It was stupid, though. Best to live and kill your enemies.
                                Teh Enraged Valkyrie has spoken.
                                No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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