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Choking the chicken, beating your meat, cheating on the left hand.
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He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
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"Liverpool/Arsenal/United/The Cardinals (name of appropriate team) are playing at home this week"Comment
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the russians invaded paris..."Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."Comment
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I thought the Captain Picard reference was "taking Captain Picard to warp speed".Comment
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Vibrator = c*nt-(motor)bike.
Works better in Dutch though.Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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Shaking hands with the unemployed"lol internet" ~ AAHZComment
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"My, you're not a shallow person" - used on females that insist that anything less than 12 inches isn't enough.Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
"The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84Comment
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I had to read that twice before getting it.
"lol internet" ~ AAHZComment
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How come you Belgians always have the fun words?Originally posted by alva
Vibrator = c*nt-(motor)bike.
Works better in Dutch though.
Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
And notifying the next of kin
Once again...Comment
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You know those "Russian" fur hats? They go by the name bearc*nt over here. Or at least their synthetic/wollen equivalents we used in the army do.CSPAComment
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Well before this thread is closed due to excess filth, I shall just post this little snippet.
You know on Microsoft desktops you only get a limited number of characters that will appear on the file name...
Well my manager set up a load with the name of the customer and then analysis as the title, in order to give a clearer picture of how each account is doing. Anyone want to guess exactly where Windows decided to cut off the title to certain files, and the subsequent reactions of the different companies representatives when confronted with them?
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Firing the puddin' cannon?
Testing the 100% all-beef thermometer...Haven't been here for ages....Comment
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