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That prayer position is a little..."different."
che--dernit. Thank goodness that the Founding Fathers had a half-lick of common sense. There. Are you happy?
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That prayer position is a little..."different."
che--dernit. Thank goodness that the Founding Fathers had a half-lick of common sense. There. Are you happy?
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It's pretty bad when Faded Glory starts to see you as a psychopath!Originally posted by faded glory
omg. I see those Chick publications laying around all over town. God I hate those. My personal favorite is Charlie's ants.
Those prople are seriously disturbed
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Some Chick tracts were being distributed around my town on behalf of the Pentecostal church a year or two ago, so I guess they are fans.Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
I would guess some form of Assembly of God, since they seem to be most into making up their own churches as they go along. Like Jimmy Swaggart.
The scary thing is: the Pentecostal church is the fastest growing sect in the world today (outpacing even Islam and Catholicism). Eek."I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?" -Frank Zappa
"A thing moderately good is not so good as it ought to be. Moderation in temper is always a virtue, but moderation in principle is always a vice."- Thomas Paine
"I'll let you be in my dream if I can be in yours." -Bob DylanComment
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I'm afraid that this isn't a joke. Coincidentally, I have a selection of automatic rifles available for sale at a fair price.Originally posted by FrustratedPoet
But surely that site is satirical, right? Right?
Please say it is ... it sure as hell looks like it, but if there really are people that stupid out there I may have to kill them all with an automatic rifle and nobody wants that.He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
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I guess I better stop doing that to girls who aren't on the pill.Originally posted by Gibsie
"GOD CAME UPON HER AND SHE CONCEIVED"
x infinity
He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
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Then I guess it's up to you to lose that weight all by yourself.Originally posted by Odin
I am a stout athiest, I believe that there is absolutely no omipotent being(s).He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
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Crap! The minute I get a bevy of nubile virgins to meet my dark desires I won't want them anymore!Originally posted by st_swithin
HEY! Waitaminnit... How come God looks just like Buddah AND Allah?!?
Chocolate. What flavor are your bosons, mate?Originally posted by st_swithin
What flavour is your boson?He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
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I'm glad we have only 100.000 protestants here, of which only a few hundred are evangelical
Good job, Duke of Alva
In een hoerekotje aan den overkant emmekik mijn bloem verloren,
In een hoerekotje aan den overkant bennekik mijn bloemeke kwijtComment
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