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  • Grandpa Troll
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    Originally posted by Platypus Rex
    thank you kind sir

    Will keep my head held high
    keep yer head high?

    your being paid to work so work!

    dreams schmeams..sound you might be a trouble maker, eh?
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  • Addled Platypus
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    hey joe where are you going with that civ in your game


    (Jimi Hendrix)

    working on it

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  • Paddy
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    so will we be hearing more from old Joe soon???

    Hope so

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  • Addled Platypus
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    thank you kind sir

    Will keep my head held high

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  • ChrisiusMaximus
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    Hey Joe

    You get paid one gold coin every fifty years, what more do you want ??

    Hey and I can tell you there will be some pay rises along the way too, why if you survive long enough youll get one gold coin a year someday

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  • Paddy
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    more please indeed

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  • Addled Platypus
    started a topic Joe Worker

    Joe Worker

    Let me tell you a tale to make you realize you life is cushy and yes, your job could be worse.

    It all started back several generations ago, when the land is first settled and continues next time you load a game. Through all eras and governments my toil knows no end.

    I am no ordinary Joe, I am Joe worker.

    I build your roads to bring you money, resources, and luxuries as well as connecting your empire.

    I clear disease from marshland

    I irrigate your fields to watch your cities grow and prosper.

    As time goes on, I get to redo old technology into new technology.

    I dig mines to suit your Empire’s needs for improvements and wonders.

    Other units get the glory of exploration and conquest

    I am tasked to clean up after pollution, city after city.

    If I am real lucky, I will the first unit captured and get the name slave.
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