Another Happy Evening of Multiplaying Part V

[Alexander's Horse]

Boom!

Just tell them you have to take a 10 minute break to launch a nuclear holocaust on someone who richly deserves it. I'm sure they'll understand.

Actually I'm going to Sydney on Friday, probably stay Saturday night as well.

We just bought a Mazda MPV Such a little baby, such a big car.

[finbar]

Re: Boom!

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
Just tell them you have to take a 10 minute break to launch a nuclear holocaust on someone who richly deserves it. I'm sure they'll understand.

As will Hydey.

Actually I'm going to Sydney on Friday, probably stay Saturday night as well.

Bugger. You could have brought the kids over to play with Dermott. He's renewed acquaintances with the 12 month old baby down the park. He sits happily beside the kid's stroller while the kid pokes and prods and hugs him.

We just bought a Mazda MPV Such a little baby, such a big car.

Jeez. Get her pregnant again and you'll qualify for a Kenworth.

[Alexander's Horse]

Zoom, zoom, zoom

Its going to look funny with my little pinheads in the back of this enormous car, but they enjoy it hugely already.

[finbar]

Pull over, driver!

So when the pinheads are down the back giving passing traffic - and, particularly, coppers - the finger, how do you reach them to swat them?

[Alexander's Horse]

Thwack! Kerpow!

No problem - they know I'm quite capable of stopping the car at any time just to get down the back and sort out trouble.

I've done it before.

The bigger problems are chundering, dribbling, spilt drinks, dropping hot food, icecream smears on the windows, farting, burping, snot on the doors and leaving perishables in seat pockets to have "later"

[SuperSneak]

Will you please stop that?
I want my six weeks of blissful ignorance, please.

And Ms. Sneak loves being pregnant...wants to have a second ASAP.

God have mercy on my soul...

[Alexander's Horse]

Dada! *burp*

Sneak, watch out when your holding the little baby and it smiles at you serenely - that usually means either their diaper has leaked sh#t over your best trousers or they've just burped a huge streak of milk vomit down your coat where you can't see it and you don't know its there until either people start laughing at you or it starts to smell really bad.

Little babies only smile when they have wind or are doing a sh#t.

Befriend your dry cleaner Now!

[SuperSneak]

Little babies only smile when they have wind or are doing a sh#t.

Sounds like some big babies I know as well.

I'm sure I'll have all sorts of fun surprises ahead of me.
My buddy at work told me about a load that almost made him puke the other day...and this is his second kid!

[finbar]

God bless dogs

At least dogs give you about 20 seconds notice that a hurl is on the way. A good bout of dry-retching, prior to the projectile stage, usually gives you time to get them outside.

[SuperSneak]

Million Dollar Idea

I'm thinking of raising him in the bathtub--until he exhibits some control over his bodily functions.
Or maybe I'll invent some kind of baby ball, like a gerbil ball...then he can roll around the place without ruining anything.

[Alexander's Horse]

The terrors of parenthood

Ah yes, the bathroom - the most dangerous place in the house for babies after the Kitchen. I hate it when they are in there.

I saw a few of you online Monday night as I was locking up the house. After the long session with Markus and War4 in the afternoon I felt I needed to spend some time with Mrs Horse.

Hope you had fun.

I'll be around Tuesday night.

[Hydey]

Sorry if this post upsets Raz

Ok Wednesday night Aussie time, anyone going to turn up or shall I fire up a game of ZEUS?

[spartak]

Originally posted by SuperSneak


Sounds like some big babies I know as well.

I'm sure I'll have all sorts of fun surprises ahead of me.
My buddy at work told me about a load that almost made him puke the other day...and this is his second kid!

My mate says you haven't changed a nappy until you have had the joy of poo up your nose.

Worst my little one has done is throw up on me just when I was going out to dinner.

[Rasputin]

Re: Sorry if this post upsets Raz

Originally posted by Hydey
Ok Wednesday night Aussie time, anyone going to turn up or shall I fire up a game of ZEUS?

whqa tthe hell is Zues ???

and if you talk about civ 2 MP again in this off topic Thread I will dob you into the might ming !!!

[finbar]

Hi, guys, from an incredibly dodgy dial-up laptop connection in Spring Hill, Brisbane. I've been here for 3 days. I now understand a little bit more about Raz's behaviour.