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  • #16
    Boom!

    Just tell them you have to take a 10 minute break to launch a nuclear holocaust on someone who richly deserves it. I'm sure they'll understand.

    Actually I'm going to Sydney on Friday, probably stay Saturday night as well.

    We just bought a Mazda MPV Such a little baby, such a big car.
    Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

    Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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    • #17
      Re: Boom!

      Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
      Just tell them you have to take a 10 minute break to launch a nuclear holocaust on someone who richly deserves it. I'm sure they'll understand.
      As will Hydey.

      Actually I'm going to Sydney on Friday, probably stay Saturday night as well.
      Bugger. You could have brought the kids over to play with Dermott. He's renewed acquaintances with the 12 month old baby down the park. He sits happily beside the kid's stroller while the kid pokes and prods and hugs him.

      We just bought a Mazda MPV Such a little baby, such a big car.
      Jeez. Get her pregnant again and you'll qualify for a Kenworth.
      " ... and the following morning I should see the Boks wallop the Wallabies again?" - Havak
      "The only thing worse than being quoted in someone's sig is not being quoted in someone's sig." - finbar, with apologies to Oscar Wilde.

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      • #18
        Zoom, zoom, zoom

        Its going to look funny with my little pinheads in the back of this enormous car, but they enjoy it hugely already.
        Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

        Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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        • #19
          Pull over, driver!

          So when the pinheads are down the back giving passing traffic - and, particularly, coppers - the finger, how do you reach them to swat them?
          " ... and the following morning I should see the Boks wallop the Wallabies again?" - Havak
          "The only thing worse than being quoted in someone's sig is not being quoted in someone's sig." - finbar, with apologies to Oscar Wilde.

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          • #20
            Thwack! Kerpow!

            No problem - they know I'm quite capable of stopping the car at any time just to get down the back and sort out trouble.

            I've done it before.

            The bigger problems are chundering, dribbling, spilt drinks, dropping hot food, icecream smears on the windows, farting, burping, snot on the doors and leaving perishables in seat pockets to have "later"
            Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

            Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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            • #21

              Will you please stop that?
              I want my six weeks of blissful ignorance, please.

              And Ms. Sneak loves being pregnant...wants to have a second ASAP.

              God have mercy on my soul...
              Life and death is a grave matter;
              all things pass quickly away.
              Each of you must be completely alert;
              never neglectful, never indulgent.

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              • #22
                Dada! *burp*

                Sneak, watch out when your holding the little baby and it smiles at you serenely - that usually means either their diaper has leaked sh#t over your best trousers or they've just burped a huge streak of milk vomit down your coat where you can't see it and you don't know its there until either people start laughing at you or it starts to smell really bad.

                Little babies only smile when they have wind or are doing a sh#t.

                Befriend your dry cleaner Now!
                Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                • #23
                  Little babies only smile when they have wind or are doing a sh#t.
                  Sounds like some big babies I know as well.

                  I'm sure I'll have all sorts of fun surprises ahead of me.
                  My buddy at work told me about a load that almost made him puke the other day...and this is his second kid!
                  Life and death is a grave matter;
                  all things pass quickly away.
                  Each of you must be completely alert;
                  never neglectful, never indulgent.

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                  • #24
                    God bless dogs

                    At least dogs give you about 20 seconds notice that a hurl is on the way. A good bout of dry-retching, prior to the projectile stage, usually gives you time to get them outside.
                    " ... and the following morning I should see the Boks wallop the Wallabies again?" - Havak
                    "The only thing worse than being quoted in someone's sig is not being quoted in someone's sig." - finbar, with apologies to Oscar Wilde.

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                    • #25
                      Million Dollar Idea

                      I'm thinking of raising him in the bathtub--until he exhibits some control over his bodily functions.
                      Or maybe I'll invent some kind of baby ball, like a gerbil ball...then he can roll around the place without ruining anything.
                      Life and death is a grave matter;
                      all things pass quickly away.
                      Each of you must be completely alert;
                      never neglectful, never indulgent.

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                      • #26
                        The terrors of parenthood

                        Ah yes, the bathroom - the most dangerous place in the house for babies after the Kitchen. I hate it when they are in there.

                        I saw a few of you online Monday night as I was locking up the house. After the long session with Markus and War4 in the afternoon I felt I needed to spend some time with Mrs Horse.

                        Hope you had fun.

                        I'll be around Tuesday night.
                        Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                        Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                        • #27
                          Sorry if this post upsets Raz

                          Ok Wednesday night Aussie time, anyone going to turn up or shall I fire up a game of ZEUS?
                          The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

                          Hydey the no-limits man.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by SuperSneak


                            Sounds like some big babies I know as well.

                            I'm sure I'll have all sorts of fun surprises ahead of me.
                            My buddy at work told me about a load that almost made him puke the other day...and this is his second kid!
                            My mate says you haven't changed a nappy until you have had the joy of poo up your nose.

                            Worst my little one has done is throw up on me just when I was going out to dinner.
                            Last edited by spartak; June 13, 2001, 16:18.
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                            • #29
                              Re: Sorry if this post upsets Raz

                              Originally posted by Hydey
                              Ok Wednesday night Aussie time, anyone going to turn up or shall I fire up a game of ZEUS?
                              whqa tthe hell is Zues ???

                              and if you talk about civ 2 MP again in this off topic Thread I will dob you into the might ming !!!
                              GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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                              • #30
                                Hi, guys, from an incredibly dodgy dial-up laptop connection in Spring Hill, Brisbane. I've been here for 3 days. I now understand a little bit more about Raz's behaviour.
                                " ... and the following morning I should see the Boks wallop the Wallabies again?" - Havak
                                "The only thing worse than being quoted in someone's sig is not being quoted in someone's sig." - finbar, with apologies to Oscar Wilde.

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